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YorkeDaddy 08-30-2015 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1631496)
Weren't your first two orders, and I quote, "fap"? And Cthulhu was summoned, but the room was too dark for him to see.
hey man I had to get a good laugh in before I started trying to make **** get crazy

The Batlord 08-30-2015 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1631523)
hey man I had to get a good laugh in before I started trying to make **** get crazy
Well...

DwnWthVwls 08-30-2015 10:56 PM
I was just trying to make it realistic.. dirty faplord.

lick yourself clean

Isbjørn 08-30-2015 11:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1631550)
I was just trying to make it realistic.. dirty faplord.

lick yourself clean
**** you, that's gross

The Batlord 08-31-2015 04:33 AM
The Batlord is too fa-... muscled to reach that far. Attempt failed.

He is in the bright room, still covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

Trollheart 08-31-2015 05:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1631496)
Weren't your first two orders, and I quote, "fap"? And Cthulhu was summoned, but the room was too dark for him to see.
Seriously, Cthulu can't see in the dark? Doesn't he live in eternal pitch black?

Anyway, go have a look for the key. I think it may be on your bedside table. Beside that book How to score with women: 1001 chatup lines that cannot fail. Be careful you don't knock your DC collectors edition figurines over now...

DwnWthVwls 08-31-2015 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1631564)
**** you, that's gross
**** you, you're avatar is gross

Plankton 08-31-2015 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1631603)
The Batlord is too fa-... muscled to reach that far. Attempt failed.

He is in the bright room, still covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
The Batlord gives his Mom a hug.

Isbjørn 08-31-2015 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1631695)
**** you, you avatar is gross
**** you and that grammatical error

The Batlord 08-31-2015 01:14 PM
The Batlord searches for a key. Aside from the bed and stinky bathroom, all he finds is a table. On the table is a copy of The Empire Strikes Back, a houseplant, an unopened box of LEGOs, and a locksmith's key making machine.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?


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