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Old 08-29-2015, 11:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You know those old text adventure games where you have to type in commands to get a character to perform actions and go on some quest? And there's little to no explanation of what your objective is, where you are, how to do anything, no graphics, etc?

Well this is The Batlord version.

Rules:

1.) I can only perform a single action at a time (i.e. no "do this, and then this, and then this" actions).

2.) The first person to post will be the only one I respond to at any given time.

3.) If I can not perform the action, you're SOL. The next poster after my response still gets dibs, even if it's not you.

Let's do this...


The Batlord wakes up. He is lying in bed in a dark room.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 11:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 08-29-2015, 11:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 11:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Attempt unsuccessful. The Batlord is not a machine.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The Batlord passes out from exhaustion.

The Batlord wakes up with a sore arm. He is lying in bed in a dark room.

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Old 08-29-2015, 12:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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