The Batlord is rejuvenated by rest and thoughts of himself. Attempt successful. His penis is now encrusted with dried ejaculate.
He is lying in bed in a dark room. What does he do now? |
Leaves the dark room to go fap in public
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The Batlord attempts to leave the room, but can not see in the darkness. He accidentally hits his testicles on a solid object.
What does he do now? |
Curses the solid object responsible for the testicle abrasion, which causes the spirit of Cthulhu to be summoned from it.
**** your rules about one thing at a time |
The Batlord curses the solid object. No response. Cthulhu's spirit can not see in the darkened room, and returns from whence he came.
What does The Batlord do now? |
tickles his bruised testes.
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Um, puts on the light/lamp?
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The Batlord tickles his bruised testicles. They sway back and forth like a mighty pendulum.
He is in a dark room. What does he do now? Quote:
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picks his bellybutton.
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