stab out your eyes to improve your other senses since you're eternally left in the dark

dammit

The Batlord has nothing to stab his eyes with.

The Batlord is covered in his own filth in the dark room.

What does he do now?

He realizes that he has fingers with eye gouging strength on the end of his arm.

The Batlord drives his **** and jizz covered fingers into his eyes.

His cybernetic implants regrow his eyes. He is invincible.

What does he do now?

The Batlord walks outside.

Woot Shania Twain.

The Batlord walks into a wall since it is too dark to see with the lights off.

The Batlord is in the dark room. Covered in bodily waste.

What does he do?

you smell food coming from the toilet

he smells an alligator?

Woot Leslie Bibb. Watched Law Abiding Citizen last night.

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The Batlord sneezes.

Update the thread ffs

The Batlord smells food coming from the toilet.

Action complete.

The Batlord is encrusted with filth in the dark room.

What does he do?

Weeps sorrowfully.

.

Takes a picture for his mom's office.

The Batlord doesn't know what the **** that's supposed to mean, but he can't see a camera in the darkness at an rate.

What does he do?

Logs off MB.

Looks for a sharp object.

Beat ya to it.

Son, why.

Keep away from that man, he's dangerous.

I think he did my stuff, and since he can't come back without someone telling him to...

It is too dark to find a computer.

The Batlord is covered in **** and semen in the dark room.

What does he do now?

I get lots of things: tired, annoyed, frustrated...

Go take a shower Batty

It is too dark to find a shower.

The Batlord is covered in **** and semen in the dark room.

What does he do now?

Piss yourself.

The Batlord is slightly dehydrated from all of the masturbation and does not need to pee.

The Batlord is covered in **** and semen in the dark room.

What does he do now?

The Batlord is eaten by a grue.

Snort some coke.

There does not appear to be any "grue" in the dark room.

The Batlord is covered in **** and semen in the dark room.

What does he do now?

There's always a grue in a dark room.

wtf is action complete? did you leave the dark room? shouldnt u be elsewhere?

This is a Batlord game. Not an Infocom game.

You told me to smell something. I smelled it. Hence, "action complete".

Say, "this game sucks."

The Batlord says, "This game sucks."

The Batlord is covered in **** and semen in the dark, grueless room.

What does he do now?

Reach to your left. What do you find?

His left or my left? We're facing different directions.

I tried to get him outside and get this thing going, but he wanted to walk into a wall and continue to talk about his poop.