The Batlord refuses. He's not your whore!

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

Rub the walls until you find a weak point/portal to another dimension/door.

No luck. It. Is. A. Wall. Not a portal to hell. Jesus Christ with these ****ing people.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

Use the desk to break down the door.

I predict his response: "The Batlord is indeed mighty, but not strong enough to lift a ****ing desk!"

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.
What does he do? :rolleyes:

Make this a bit more interesting is what...

:usehead: You guys just suck at this. Hey mentioned a key maker

I said that, he refused. He's the one who sucks at this. He should be giving us some encouragement to help him do stuff, instead of just putting blank walls up everytime someone tries something. This is why text adventures died out. Who wants to hear "You are on a bed in a dark room. What do you do?"
"I get up."
"You are in the dark."
"I turn on the light."
"You cannot see the light."
"I open my eyes."
"It is still dark".
"I turn on the light."
"You cannot see the light as it is dark."

**** that. No wonder as soon as we were able to move a tiny, glitchy sprite around a four-coloured screen we ditched this **** and moved right on.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/94/94d74...79b07b2793.jpg

you could try plugging the machine in or inspecting it.. I just think you don't know how these games are supposed to go. He's doing fine, the thread is just trolly.

I told you it wasn't plugged in. It's not a very hard puzzle. You're just stupid.

And it's a text adventure game. I'm not supposed to encourage you. I'm supposed to be unhelpful and frustrating.

The Batlord calls out for Batman to come and open his door.

OK. My bad. I missed that post, thought the "I'm not your whore" one was you responding to me. You're still a **** though, you know that, right? :finger:

**** this thread. It could have been awesome, but we're on page 14 and the Buttlard is still standing in his room covered in his own sauces.

My very point. That was his intention though. "As private parts to the Batlord are we; he plays with us for his own sport."

It's not his fault. It's the people telling him what to do. :(
If you think this is bad you should try your hand at Twitch Plays Pokemon.

Fap

I think he should ignore posts that tell him to fap. That's what got him in the state he's in at the moment.

If that's the case, then Batty, is the switch on the plugsocket turned on? If not, try the keymaking yoke again.

Fap!

Roll some tissue up and insert it into your nostrils.

Then fap.

The Batlord hurls the desk with the superhuman strength of a The Batlord. It is ineffective.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

Tries the door knob.

It's still locked, you dumb bitch.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

Fap?

That ****'s gotta be dried and flaking off by now, and I'm still waiting for you to give your Mom a hug.

The Batlord logs off.

/thread

Everyone logs off.
/forum

An alien transient electromagnetic disturbance engulfs the Earth.

/internet (as well as a lot of other things)

Turns out it was just The Batlord's ego in eclipse with the sun. Once it passes...

Rebooting internet ... stand by ... rebooting internet ... stand by ...

Head butt the door as hard as you can.

The batlord looks for something to make a key with

Butlord! We still haven't gotten out of the room. Get your ass in gear.

Plug the ****ing key making kit into the wall.

Hey Batlord, are you still sitting in that room?

Why bump this horrendous thread?

Well, I was gonna bump one of your threads, but I decided that I wasn't quite ready for that level of horrendous. So I settled. But don't worry... The Batlord is used to people settling on him. :finger:

You're taking it the wrong way. I don't think The Batlord is coming out of his room.

Well, from what's happened so far in this thread, he's certainly coming in his room. :thumb:

I think the batlord died guys, probably from drowning in his own **** and **** after what you all put the poor bastard through. Didnt even see sunlight

Nah, he thrives in *** and **** and darkness.

He made poop pencils and is creating the greatest comic book of all time on his walls.

I've seen Hunger three or four times now and I never even knew that it was about The Batlord.