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Justthefacts 10-10-2015 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1641589)
Justthefacts (10/12 - 10/16)

We begin the Justthefacts roast on Monday. I'm overly excited for this one since he's one of the most annoying twats on this forum.

Ki and I are friends, he doesn't actually mean this.

Key 10-10-2015 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1641620)
Everybody was pretty funny except for Ki. Ki literally stole a batlord joke and made it unfunny. I wasn't even here. I've been busy with ****.

Thats under the false assumption that the joke was funny to begin with.

The Batlord 10-10-2015 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1641625)
Thats under the false assumption that the joke was funny to begin with.

So why'd you steal it, then?

Key 10-10-2015 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641626)
So why'd you steal it, then?

I don't ****ing know.

Isbjørn 10-10-2015 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1641628)
I don't ****ing know.

You lose

Justthefacts 10-12-2015 03:26 AM

Roast me, queers

Oriphiel 10-12-2015 06:35 AM

Hey guys, don't screw him too badly. Justthetips, alright?

Key 10-12-2015 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1642123)
Roast me, queers

I remember reading one time that the reason you changed your name to Justthefacts is because you post nothing but the facts? Well, every single time I read one of your posts, I'm reminded that this forum is full of neckbeards and retards. And you're the worst.

Plankton 10-12-2015 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1642123)
Roast me, queers

If you were in, say... Ireland, this would imply that you, in fact, have strange or odd things in your possession. I would need to know what these consist of, and if you'd want them well done, medium, or rare. It's this simple lack of information that lends itself to the popular thinking that you are an infotard.

Your punctuation sucks as well.

Chula Vista 10-12-2015 11:18 AM

Pretty difficult to roast someone with just about zero presence or personality. Kinda like trying to roast a crumb.

Key 10-12-2015 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1642192)
Pretty difficult to roast someone with just about zero presence or personality. Kinda like trying to roast a crumb.

"Just about zero" creates the assumption that he has any presence or personality. You're being too generous.

Chula Vista 10-12-2015 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1642195)
"Just about zero" creates the assumption that he has any presence or personality. You're being too generous.

I woke up in a good mood.

Key 10-12-2015 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1642199)
I woke up in a good mood.

Sounds awful.

Exo 10-12-2015 12:05 PM

Who is Justthefacts?

Justthefacts 10-12-2015 12:22 PM

An infotard apparently :rofl:

ladyislingering 10-12-2015 01:45 PM

Justthefacts: Poster boy for why nobody should eat at Taco Bell.

The Batlord 10-12-2015 03:54 PM

Justthefacts: best poster on this board. **** everyone else.

Justthefacts 10-12-2015 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1642306)
Justthefacts: best poster on this board. **** everyone else.

Batlord and I are the Power duo of this site, bar none.

grindy 10-12-2015 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1642306)
Justthefacts: best poster on this board. **** everyone else.

Your endorsement is a great indicator for suckiness.

The Batlord 10-12-2015 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1642319)
Your endorsement is a great indicator for suckiness.

**** off, Ukrainian.

FRED HALE SR. 10-12-2015 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1642318)
Batlord and I are the Power duo of this site, bar none.

The Ziegfred and Roy of Music Banter.

grindy 10-12-2015 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1642321)
**** off, Ukrainian.

Even a dirty, uneducated Ukrainian isn't so deluded as to celebrate his unsettling bromance in a thread made for roasting.

The Batlord 10-12-2015 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1642325)
Even a dirty, uneducated Ukrainian isn't so deluded as to celebrate his unsettling bromance in a thread made for roasting.

Our political alliance transcends time and space.

grindy 10-12-2015 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1642326)
Our political alliance transcends time and space.


Your only alliance are your dicks in each other's mouths and they could hardly transcend the thickness of a toilet stall wall if you'd decide to spice things up by doing it through a glory hole.

The Batlord 10-12-2015 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1642331)
Your only alliance are your dicks in each other's mouths and they could hardly transcend the thickness of a toilet stall wall if you'd decide to spice things up by doing it through a glory hole.

You're just mad cause we get to live in America, while you have to grow beets on a flea-infested farm without running water.

grindy 10-12-2015 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1642333)
You're just mad cause we get to live in America, while you have to grow beets on a flea-infested farm without running water.

Meh, America is a shithole compared to Germany.

The Batlord 10-12-2015 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1642334)
Meh, America is a shithole compared to Germany.

And now you're just mad cause we turned your country into a pothole.

Key 10-12-2015 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1642318)
Batlord and I are the Power duo of this site, bar none.

Well no wonder this place is a ****hole.

Aux-In 10-13-2015 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1642123)
Roast me, queers

You smoke your penis.

Key 10-13-2015 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1642537)
You smoke your penis.

He smokes tic tacs?

Frownland 10-13-2015 10:19 AM

Justthefacts has such a dull and contrived personality that he moved to Austin to find a more interesting one, only to realize that he doesn't have any friends anymore because he has nothing interesting to say.

JTF thinks that Kanye West is a good lyricist.

Key 10-13-2015 10:23 AM

^Justthefacts could literally move anywhere in the world and he'd be left with what he already has: No personality and a mother who sucks his dick because he can't go outside to get a real date. Especially since his pick up lines are things like: "hey baby, you know I post on an internet forum. I only post facts so people think i'm smart.

Key 10-14-2015 09:45 AM

I'm disappointed with the lack of roasts so far. Y'all suck.

Frownland 10-14-2015 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1642559)
JTF thinks that Kanye West is a good lyricist.

This is really all that needs to be said for JTF's round.

Plankton 10-14-2015 10:00 AM

He's also got a Chad Kroeger poster over his bed, and he likes to sling it like Scott Stapp sings, with a hint of James Hetfield thrown in at the end of each of his rap rhymes.

Pet_Sounds 10-14-2015 10:55 AM

Justthefacts isn't smart enough to use the spacebar.

Key 10-15-2015 11:22 AM

You guys officially suck at roasting.

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Aux-In 10-15-2015 03:17 PM

Justthefacts works for one of the major news networks (Fox News, CNN, MSNBC). And yes, that's meant to be an insult.

Justthefacts 10-15-2015 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1643127)
You guys officially suck at roasting.

Instead of being a whiny cunt, why don't you start roasting me better.


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