i was actually the first one to point out your ridiculous hair, i'll have you know

but yea, since that's basically the only semi-interesting thing you've posted on this website, that's literally all the material i have on you

lmao i've got this braid sporting fåggot flustered

would you let me **** you in the ass? or is that too much

Okay, the first person to make a comment on my hair on this forum. Obviously you weren't actually worthy of me remembering for that.

Then a generic post where he calls me uninteresting. Yawn. Boring. I've been on the internet for a while, I've heard that overused insult thrown around way too much. Again, proving you're unoriginal. I mean, I do already have 2 people quoting me on this site with in my first two or three months here, so I must be somewhat interesting, right?

Then you are going to make yet another excuse on why you're basic minded insults don't live up to the hype you brought up. Keep up this ****ty attempt at teaching us a lesson people won't be calling you my bitch, they'll be calling you Ki's bitch. It's a pretty sad life being Ki's bitch. In fact, where is Ki, he needs to back hand his bitch here for speaking out of turn. Ki, keep your bitch in line.

Only thing I can say is that JWB doesn't know how to follow rules since he's roasting someone that isn't even supposed to be roasted at the time. I mean, it says so in the OP:

But I guess he hasn't learned to read basic English so I suppose it makes sense that he's confused as to how this game is played.

fair enough, that's true. and with a haircut like that i'm sure you get insults so often that it is literally impossible to remember who said what.

i wish you were my child in haiti so i could beat you relentlessly and with impunity.

you said yourself that you commented that the disses in this thread were weak. you think just cause you said it first that this somehow makes it a more valid point? no... the problem is that you had the delusional idea that you could improve the content of this thread with your own disses. problem being that your own disses were just as bad as anything posted before... and how could we expect any different from a whiteboy sporting coolio braids?

Oh my god, another comment on my hair. Oh no, that hurts me. I totally care about people knowing I have braids.

Then he calls me a ***got in an unclever and juvenile way. Oh what shall I do?

Then he asks me if he could **** me in the ass? Maybe he should reconsider who the homosexual one is. I mean, if I spot a homosexual I will not ask him if I could **** him in the ass because I don't want to **** him in the ass. There is no curiosity from me on whether or not a homosexual, or even a suspected homosexual would let me **** him in the ass. I don't want to know about what a homosexual would let me do to his ass. Plus, it should be a well known fact that a homosexual would let me **** them in the ass because that person is a homosexual.

It seems more as though you were hoping I was a homosexual and that I would let you **** me in the ass. No, I'm sorry but I am neither a homosexual and I won't let you **** me in the ass. Heartbreaking, I know. But I do think that you should stop using the word '***got' because it is very demeaning of your people. You should be proud of your homosexuality and celebrate it by not using slurs that were used to persecute your people. What does Ki think of you trying to hit on me? I'm damn sure your man doesn't want you using such a hateful slur nor hitting on other men. So if I were you I'd calm your gay hormones down before Ki slaps your bitch ass up and down the street for acting like an uppity ass ho. Thinking you can **** a straight man in the ass.

he started it with me... so you should tase him instead of me

also he has coolio braids so it will just seem more natural for you to tase him

Honestly, I'm a bit intoxicated and am not really following what the **** is going on in this thread.

actually, no. i was hoping you would say no cause it'll be more fun for me if i have to pin you down and force it on you, while tugging on your braids.

You wouldn't beat a Haiti child, you'd obviously try to **** it in the ass. You were just begging me to let you do it a second ago.

I wasn't just the first one to say it, I actually added **** to it. You think it sucked, Ki, you're owner, thought it worthy of a quote.

You talked ****, then refused to actually roast him under the bull**** excuse of you'd piss him off too fast. You're a bitch and I roasted you for attempting this "I'm too cool for you people" facade you tried to put on. Gave me a reason to roast you in a roast thread. Come here talking that ****, but won't do a damn thing to prove it. I at least attempted and I feel I succeeded. You really think you have the ability to do a good roast show us or move the **** on. Stop your hipster ass bull**** and join in. Also, I have to give it up on the taser comment that made me laugh.

So hardcore and edgy. First he calls us souless ***gots. Yeah, so shocking. Now he's going to hypocritically claim he's going to **** me in the ass. Oh lord, I feel as though I'm being attacked by bad King Gordy imitation.

You should really change your profile picture. It implies that you are a masculine leader.

you feel you succeeded cause at whatever special-ed school you went to they told you that just trying your best was enough

problem is they lied. they just figured nobody would have the heart to call you out on it

thing is... outside the bubble you grew up in... having coolio braids as a white man while posting on an online forum in a confident tone is basically the same as submitting a formal request to be insulted

if you haven't already noticed, i am joining in. i'm just attacking you instead of ki cause you seem dedicated to giving me the motivation to do so.

olive branch noted and duly rejected

lol... i have no idea if this was an even remotely decent comeback... so i'll just play it safe and call you a fågoot again.... fåggot.

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I mean I did get quoted for one of my jokes, success there.

Well, I don't actually have coolio braids, I was only laying down in that picture. Even then, I typically get more compliments on my hair than insults, and I also don't give a ****, so there is that. The only insults are coming from you. Sad ones, I'd have to say. It's basically you just repeating it over and over again. Like "hey, everybody look, that WHITE guy has COOLIO looking BRAIDS". Repeating over and over again in the most obnoxious way that you can as if you really believe it's going to hit this time if you say it once more. You ever actually seen a special Ed student? They tend to steal jokes and repeat them. Just like you. Don't forget your sad and pathetic middle school bit on homosexuality. The blatant stupidity of it makes Adam Sandler look like Bill Maher. Please, don't call other people retards until you can make a joke that doesn't contradict it's self.

You're joining in with pathetic jabs at me because you are too afraid that your owner, Ki would whoop your ass.

Just saying your childish jokes contradict themselves. And again, like a retard who's over heard his parents ****ing, you are repeating obscenities.

i repeat it cause it has endless comedic poential. i know the diseased hoodrat that braided your hair didn't tell you this... but chances are once you left she was laughing about it as well.

yea pretty sure you posted your picture

ooo... a pop culture reference that demonstrates exactly how **** your tastes actually are.

the apostrophe in 'it's' is unnecessary... ****ing retard :laughing:

i'm making fun of you because you are expressing a desperate desire to be made fun of.

:clap: :laughing:

JWB is killing it.

So basically what you are saying is that your dumb and uncultured ass doesn't actually have anything to be said other than 'oooh, look at his hair' and "I'm going to rape that ***got in the ass".

The grammar nazi routine is brought back up again as if it validates anything.

You know, I'm cool with you attacking me. Like I've said, I've heard much worse. I at least got what I wanted.

what i am saying is your hair is the only remotely interesting thing about you

unfortunately it's interesting in the same way the bearded lady at the freak show is interesting :laughing:

The only interesting thing you know about me so far.

One thing's for sure, if the past few pages are any indication, I'll be looking forward to the JWB v. Lucem Ferre match-ups that will no doubt tickle my fancy.

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^Nice.

Have you named your tapeworm yet? You should name it after yourself, since you both sustain yourselves via waste, one from literal shit and the other from pg.lost.

So, who the hell is in the hot seat? This Lucem vs. JWB sidebar has this impotent old man confused.

I'm in the hot seat this week.

**** you, your mother, your idols, your toys, your avatar, your hobbies, your passions, and your ridiculous online persona, which in retrospect, is more gay than JWB's crush on Trump.

So, still not getting any from LiL? What's it been? Six months? A year? TWO YEARS?!

It's cause he's truly an ugly guy

What the actual fuck happened in this thread?

JWB, just shut up. Literally nobody cares what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway. You just wasted all this space babbling on about fuck knows what, and really, all that tells any of us is that you have too much time to waste on the internet.

Go masturbate or whatever it is degenerates like you do on a daily basis.

Ki, Viagra doesn't work too well if you've already ingested a liter of hard liquor and shat yourself.

Maybe try taking a shower and using some deodorant as a turn on instead?

who gave you the confidence to talk to men like this? this is just proof that we as a culture are failing to keep our pimp hand strong. the result of this failure is we get mouthy twats like this one running around

and then she wonders why her long term boyfriend would rather immerse himself in video games than touch her.:laughing: it's cause you have bigger balls than he does, my friend

*comes into roast Ki*

*leaves*

This one hurts the most.

He has to to wait to build up strength in his "pimp hand" before he goes and does that.

i would boast that my pimp hand is stronger than yours but then i've heard rumors of superhuman retard strength

I'm leaving the JWB/Lucem posts because they're f*cking hilarious but can we please stop with the ACTUAL personal attacks. Stop using the word "faggot". Stop. The majority of the people in this thread may not find it offensive, but this is not a public thread. Just because Ki decided that he was going to make a roast thread doesn't mean you guys get to dodge the rules.

That word is banned from here on out starting with the next person to post. Please continue f****ts.