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Old 09-29-2015, 12:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2015, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like the name of some ****ty IKEA furniture.
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Old 09-29-2015, 07:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds like the name of some ****ty IKEA furniture.
A really tiny frying pan that you can't even put in the dishwasher; completely fucking useless.
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Old 09-29-2015, 02:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What do we know about him, besides him being a small child from Norway who learned everything he knows about metal from me?
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What do we know about him, besides him being a small child from Norway who learned everything he knows about metal from me?
Dude, that's crossing the line right there. Now I feel sorry for... who is this again?
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Old 09-29-2015, 09:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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We should probably put him out of his misery and then chuck him into one of Norway's many landfills.
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Old 09-29-2015, 09:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've seen that ****er on the corner of a floating chunk of ice begging for change. Says he's starving to death, yet he doesn't get off his ass to hunt for seals like the rest of the polar bears. You know that he's going to use that money for crack. Sucking whale dick to afford his habbits.
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Old 09-29-2015, 11:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I've seen that ****er on the corner of a floating chunk of ice begging for change. Says he's starving to death, yet he doesn't get off his ass to hunt for seals like the rest of the polar bears. You know that he's going to use that money for crack. Sucking whale dick to afford his habbits.
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Old 09-29-2015, 11:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Isborn removed his avatar because he's ashamed by how terrible his avatar taste is, that he believes not having one makes him a better person. It doesn't, it makes him look like a complete dick.
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Old 09-29-2015, 11:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Isborn removed his avatar because he's ashamed by how terrible his avatar taste is, that he believes not having one makes him a better person. It doesn't, it makes him look like a complete dick.
You know, that was a surprise avatar chosen by Gøøfle. I had no idea what I was getting into
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