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Old 08-27-2018, 05:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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do you plant tulips

you can plant two lips on DEEZ NUTS
Stealing that.
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Old 09-01-2018, 10:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2018, 10:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2018, 12:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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are you familiar with Devein

who?

Da Vein on DEEZ NUTS
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Old 12-24-2018, 03:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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are you familiar with Devein

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Da Vein on DEEZ NUTS
You must work with some great folks

I am so throwing this out there next shift
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Old 12-24-2018, 07:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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love that you get it man top shelf humor love forever
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Old 12-24-2018, 07:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Got in a hardware shipment at my new job. Got in two bags of nuts. Put them to the side because I didn't know where to put them. Specifically asked my manager where he wanted me to put deez nuts.
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lolol

Tapes or CD's?


tape this dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts!!
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Old 02-01-2019, 12:24 PM   #20 (permalink)
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