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Old 02-14-2019, 11:40 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Remember a deez nuts joke is funny proportional to the enthusiasm in which one gesticulates towards the genitals or as it were, "deez nuts".
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Old 02-14-2019, 11:50 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I literally hurt myself last time I did that. I played it off like a G and a laugh was had. Then I went into the freezer and put deez nutz on a stack of frozen Whoppers to stop the throbbing.
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Can deez nuts jokes ever be pulled off effectively dead panning?
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I'm sure but it would be like a post-deez nuts joke. The glory is in how long and loud you can draw out "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!" The worst deez nuts joke in history can be pure fire if done loud enough in public.
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:43 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Doesn't anyone here shop at Aldi?
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How do I know that's Aldi?
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