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Old 09-26-2018, 07:51 PM   #31 (permalink)
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*unzips pants*

I think your guitar solos are the second sickest music you're gonna be making tonight.
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Old 09-27-2018, 08:20 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Melanie Griffith, aka the most adorable actress of the '80s/'90s, pretends to be Jewish so she can nail a murderous diamond thief in a Hasidic community.

Pretty corny Jewsploitation (which I guess was a thing in the '90s). The "tough" mafioso extortionist red herrings that show up look like Jim Belushi and Steven Segal. I guess they were supposed to be intimidating, but they came out more like Fat Tony. Good for a laugh.

Not too much action. Lots of sap. But after Something Wild and Cherry 2000 (shut up, it's a fun movie), I'm willing to forgive Melanie Griffith for pretty much anything.

Oh, and the girl from Ferris Bueller's Day Off is in it.

I give it two and a half Stars of David.
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Old 09-27-2018, 08:32 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Googled "Melanie Griffith" and got this.

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Old 09-27-2018, 09:17 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Well yeah, that's what happens when you get old and shit.

But back in the day, she was like


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Old 09-27-2018, 09:39 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha ha ha

No

Travel and exercise videos existed purely as places for teenagers with nosy parents to stash their weed, 'cause they knew that literally nobody was ever actually gonna watch that ****.
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:17 AM   #36 (permalink)
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This movie gets two stars, one for each of Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits. The end.
At least you appreciate Hewitt.. Magazine photos of her were hanging in nearly every guys locker around that time. Solid review, deez nuts approve.
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What movie is this and is it good?
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Travel and exercise videos existed purely as places for teenagers with nosy parents to stash their weed, 'cause they knew that literally nobody was ever actually gonna watch that ****.
Off base. That's where you put your de-labelled porn.
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****ing weird movie.
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