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Old 12-22-2020, 02:17 PM   #51 (permalink)
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All very good, sensible ideas. I'd also like my skull to be turned into a music box that plays Wuthering Heights.
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you're lucky I'm still alive or you'd be laser eye fried
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Old 12-22-2020, 02:22 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I’m ordering the paint right now. This definitely gets a get of covid jail free pass.
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Old 12-22-2020, 02:29 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I’m ordering the paint right now. This definitely gets a get of covid jail free pass.
Ew, and hypocritical af. I thought it was needless to say that Bloody Marie: the Female Gaze should strictly be created and operated by a woman.
Chio's music box idea made me realise that apart from the laser eyes my body should also blast Bikini Kill's Suck My Left One
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I want my body to be attached to a bunch of drones (like scientists did with a cat that one time) and have powerful lasers in my eye sockets so I could be used as a remote-controlled vigilante, but specifically against corrupt millionaires and sex offenders. Also warpaint needs to be applied.
OK I'm sorry but that read at first glance to me as a remote-controlled vagina.

Wait: you did say vigilante, didn't you?
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I mean I'd also be ok with having my dead body sculpted into a giant vagina with teeth to eat sex offenders, and be called the vagilante
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I mean I'd also be ok with having my dead body sculpted into a giant vagina with teeth to eat sex offenders, and be called the vagilante
That could sell movie tickets right there
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