MB awards 2020: nominations

WWWP · 12-21-2020, 04:17 PM

Why would you want to do both when you could make more money doing less?

goldendoodle · 12-21-2020, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Excellent. Compile a list if you feel like it, anyway I'll add some of these categories (no idea how to do that conveniently but I'll manage)

OK well aside from the ones I've already mentioned, how about these also:

Most likely to end up on a government watchlist
Most likely to be way more tame/docile IRL than they are on the forum
Member you'd least like to be trapped in a situation like in the movie The Lighthouse with
Member you'd most like to be murdered by, if you had to choose and had to get murdered
Member you'd most like to start an industrial noise band with
Member you'd most like to secretly observe for 24 hours for research purposes

**Marie Monday** · 12-21-2020, 04:57 PM

Awesome. Bonus MB awards questions, to be updated/added to upon request:

Most likely to have a femdom fetish
Most likely to be able to actually function normally & blend in at a party amongst normal people
Most likely to be a bad tipper
Member you'd most like to duel to the death on a frozen lake
Member(s) you'd be able to tolerate being stuck on a very long road trip with
Most likely to end up on a government watchlist
Most likely to be way more tame/docile IRL than they are on the forum
Member you'd least like to be trapped in a situation like in the movie The Lighthouse with
Member you'd most like to be murdered by, if you had to choose and had to get murdered
Member you'd most like to start an industrial noise band with
Member you'd most like to secretly observe for 24 hours for research purposes

goldendoodle · 12-22-2020, 01:04 AM

Thank you for adding them!! I keep wanting to fill it out but can't because I'm thinking way too hard about who I'd want to murder me. (As it's not just about who seems the most murder-y/serial killer-y; there are many things to consider! Being murder-y doesn't mean you'd be good at killing me specifically after all. Or good at murdering period. Being clumsily stabbed or shot a few times would be boring. There must be pre-murder vaguely murder-y activities beforehand, I figure. Murder foreplay if you will. Ambience. One must be civilized about it you know)

The Batlord · 12-22-2020, 05:20 AM

I have a very big dog to feed your remains.

goldendoodle · 12-22-2020, 12:11 PM

Ooh what kind of doggy? (Also that's not as appealing as a tibetan sky burial type situation but it's still practical and better than throwing me in a dumpster. I'd prefer to be turned into a chandelier though. My bones, that is. It is a perfectly sensible request.)

WWWP · 12-22-2020, 01:59 PM

I think I'd like to be corpse-brided a la Carl Tanzler.

Or made into a living but brain dead mushroom farm like in Hannibal.

**Marie Monday** · 12-22-2020, 02:06 PM

I want my body to be attached to a bunch of drones (like scientists did with a cat that one time) and have powerful lasers in my eye sockets so I could be used as a remote-controlled vigilante, but specifically against corrupt millionaires and sex offenders. Also warpaint needs to be applied.

goldendoodle · 12-22-2020, 02:09 PM

All very good, sensible ideas. I'd also like my skull to be turned into a music box that plays Wuthering Heights.

OccultHawk · 12-22-2020, 02:15 PM

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warpaint needs to be applied

I got ya covered so to speak

12-22-2020, 01:04 AM	#44 (permalink)
goldendoodle god's favorite clown Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 139	Thank you for adding them!! I keep wanting to fill it out but can't because I'm thinking way too hard about who I'd want to murder me. (As it's not just about who seems the most murder-y/serial killer-y; there are many things to consider! Being murder-y doesn't mean you'd be good at killing me specifically after all. Or good at murdering period. Being clumsily stabbed or shot a few times would be boring. There must be pre-murder vaguely murder-y activities beforehand, I figure. Murder foreplay if you will. Ambience. One must be civilized about it you know) __________________ formerly Chiomara

12-22-2020, 12:11 PM	#46 (permalink)
goldendoodle god's favorite clown Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 139	Ooh what kind of doggy? (Also that's not as appealing as a tibetan sky burial type situation but it's still practical and better than throwing me in a dumpster. I'd prefer to be turned into a chandelier though. My bones, that is. It is a perfectly sensible request.) __________________ formerly Chiomara

12-22-2020, 02:09 PM	#49 (permalink)
goldendoodle god's favorite clown Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 139	All very good, sensible ideas. I'd also like my skull to be turned into a music box that plays Wuthering Heights. __________________ formerly Chiomara