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Trollheart 05-09-2021 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2172347)
What do you crazy Europeans call actual chips? Crisps?

Yes
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And what do you need vinegar for? Ketchup aint good enough for you highfalutin Irishmen?
Hate ketchup. Vinegar ftw
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172346)
https://i.redd.it/belon78wh0u31.jpg

Pretty sure Jim Davis was having a stroke when writing that. Or maybe he had post nut clarity after drawing John bending over and he just threw word salad at the caption.

I... see... I think.

SGR 05-09-2021 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172358)
I... see... I think.

I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172354)
On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word

Disgusting dude. Just disgusting.

Trollheart 05-09-2021 09:35 PM

Do you go around bumping into things then?

Frownland 05-09-2021 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks (Post 2172360)
I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Let me clarify:

Spoiler for .:
https://i.imgur.com/kMFelJ6.jpg

Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.

The Batlord 05-09-2021 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172354)
On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word

Why not just wrap them in bread and peanut butter?

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2172358)
Hate ketchup. Vinegar ftw

Nothing is more pleasant to eat than that which turns your tongue into a slug sprinkled in salt.

SGR 05-09-2021 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2172365)
Let me clarify:

Spoiler for .:
https://i.imgur.com/kMFelJ6.jpg

Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.

Is that legit the comic though in terms of the text? I've read it over 5 or 6 times and it still doesn't make sense to me.

The Batlord 05-09-2021 10:02 PM

Having read a million and one Garfield comics I'm going with no. And since Garfield being written by assistants is also a modern meme I'm saying Chris' Garfield hate is also a meme cause OG Garfield is brilliant.

SGR 05-09-2021 10:04 PM

I think Frown is ****ing with us with some edited meme ****.

It's the last line: "Hot eat the food" that doesn't make any sense to me. If it was simply "the hot food" it would make sense.

Frownland 05-09-2021 10:25 PM

*googles*

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1986/07/13

Well I thought it was legit. Thanks for ripping that rug out from under me.

The question still stands, though.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172367)
Why not just wrap them in bread and peanut butter?

Eh good call. I'll leave the fries out of my peanut butter and mayo sandwiches from now on.

Marie Monday 05-10-2021 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2172327)
No that's ****ing disgusting. If I can't have ketchup I'll take mustard. At least it has flavor. Mayonnaise is just primer for a coat of another condiment on a sandwich.

That just shows you've never tasted good mayo. I've come across the American brands, I'm not surprised. Ketchup is bland af


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