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Old 05-09-2021, 07:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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On a scale of 1 to wasted just exactly how drunk are you now? Or has Dianne taken over your body temporarily?


Pretty sure Jim Davis was having a stroke when writing that. Or maybe he had post nut clarity after drawing John bending over and he just threw word salad at the caption.
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Old 05-09-2021, 07:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Like, why is it that when you get chips (fries to you uncouth Americans) in a restaurant (at least here) you ALWAYS have to ask for vinegar? Why don't they give it to you as part of the meal? I mean, who eats chips/fries without vinegar? Does such a creature exist? Chips are too dry without vinegar, bitch.
What do you crazy Europeans call actual chips? Crisps?

And what do you need vinegar for? Ketchup aint good enough for you highfalutin Irishmen?
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Old 05-09-2021, 07:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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On fries: Mayo>>>>>>>>ketchup>>>vin-word
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Pretty sure Jim Davis was having a stroke when writing that. Or maybe he had post nut clarity after drawing John bending over and he just threw word salad at the caption.
I... see... I think.
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I... see... I think.
I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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Disgusting dude. Just disgusting.
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Do you go around bumping into things then?
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Old 05-09-2021, 08:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.
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Jim Davis's motive in drawing this sketch was clearly masturbation. He was embarrassed to keep pornography in his home with the sentiments of the time and had to draw his own material. Ass appreciation was dangerous in pre-Mix-a-lot days, zoomers have no idea. My thought is that he drew this with the intent I just described, then realized he had a deadline coming up in minutes. He started a decent joke but as the deadline neared, he just threw words into the caption, checked his pants for stains, and sent it to the presses.
Is that legit the comic though in terms of the text? I've read it over 5 or 6 times and it still doesn't make sense to me.
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Why not just wrap them in bread and peanut butter?

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Hate ketchup. Vinegar ftw
Nothing is more pleasant to eat than that which turns your tongue into a slug sprinkled in salt.
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Vinegar on chips boils my piss. Everyone in the chippy does it. Chippies drowning in vinegar and it stinks. You're ruining your chippies ffs.
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