In this thread we give bad advice - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-01-2023, 09:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Aug 2023
Posts: 70
Default

Go outside barefoot in the winter and stand there for hours....
mattrixs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-07-2023, 02:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Aug 2023
Posts: 70
Default

When you are going to paint,use a shorter ladder as its easier to carry.. Just use the tippy top step on the ladder!
mattrixs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2023, 07:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
...here to hear...
 
Lisnaholic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: He lives on Love Street
Posts: 4,444
Default

Great thread idea, mattrix! I have followed your advice about the ladder many times! Also:-

- when you want to hammer in a small nail, why bother holding it with a pair of pliers? It's much quicker to just use your fingers, which you can easily patch up after you have repeatedly bashed them with your hammer.

- In restaurants, waiters will be offended if you offer them a tip.

- All faucets deliver drinking water. The ones that say "Not Drinking Water" are just trying to scare people away so that not so much water gets used.
__________________
"Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953
Lisnaholic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2023, 08:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Aug 2023
Posts: 70
Default

Buckets make good ladders so make sure to stack em high!!
mattrixs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-09-2023, 03:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Aug 2023
Posts: 70
Default

Put toothpaste on your toast so you can brush your teeth and eat breakfast at the same time!
mattrixs is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads



© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.