In this thread we give bad advice

[mattrixs]

Go outside barefoot in the winter and stand there for hours....

[mattrixs]

When you are going to paint,use a shorter ladder as its easier to carry.. Just use the tippy top step on the ladder!

[Lisnaholic]

Great thread idea, mattrix! I have followed your advice about the ladder many times! Also:-

- when you want to hammer in a small nail, why bother holding it with a pair of pliers? It's much quicker to just use your fingers, which you can easily patch up after you have repeatedly bashed them with your hammer.

- In restaurants, waiters will be offended if you offer them a tip.

- All faucets deliver drinking water. The ones that say "Not Drinking Water" are just trying to scare people away so that not so much water gets used.

[mattrixs]

Buckets make good ladders so make sure to stack em high!!

[mattrixs]

Put toothpaste on your toast so you can brush your teeth and eat breakfast at the same time!