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Postface Killah

I don't know that it's lore, but some juggalos get delusions of grandeur when they finally realize, just like everyone else already did, just how cringey ICP and juggalos are, and so they become post-juggalos, a wretched class of those bad hip hop fans who are not only goofy and lame, but pretentious as well.

Sounds wonderful. So, sort of like people who say they like zombie movies because those movies present such profound observations about modern society and human nature.

More like people who graduate from ****ing the family dog to ****ing their sister and are smug about it.

I thought Juggalos started at the sister level. Guess I was being too kind and naive.
Now you're more of a Juggalo culture tourist, of course.

Juggalos wish their sisters would touch them.

You act like juggalos themselves aren't already pretentious.

Wait, aren't you an ex-juggalo in denial? Or just a flat out juggalo in denial?

Nah. It's pretty hard to be a juggalo when you're constantly rolling your eyes at the dumb **** your friends say. I actually heard the phrase "It's just a theory." There's not really any coming back from that.

I was lucky. Most of my friends that are or were juggalos are usually fairly smart. Then again, that probably has more to do with me not wanting to hear the stupid **** that people say in general. I do live in a town where juggalos and straight edgers are considered rival gangs so there definitely is no lack of ignorance. I have stories based just on that which show case the propensity for stupid **** in this town.