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jackhammer 08-11-2008 04:33 PM

Hopefully fixed. 3 vids in a row played and then displayed that legendary line 'this video is no longer available'.

Piss Me Off 08-11-2008 04:34 PM

Exactly one of the songs i was referring to!

Janszoon 08-11-2008 04:40 PM

And here's one of my personal favorite Primus songs, and an example of why I think Larry LaLonde is a sorely underrated guitarist:


Double X 08-11-2008 04:44 PM

I can't embed it, but this will be my eternal favorite song and video by Primus.

YouTube - Primus- Mr.krinkle

lucifer_sam 08-11-2008 04:46 PM

All three of them were very talented at what they did. Primus achieved notoriety because they had a dearth of bass-driven songs and hardly any structured lyrics. Yet still, they were fantastic musicians and had the balls to produce such a crazy album like Sailing the Seas of Cheese.

Janszoon 08-11-2008 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 505712)
All three of them were very talented at what they did. Primus achieved notoriety because they had a dearth of bass-driven songs and hardly any structured lyrics. Yet still, they were fantastic musicians and had the balls to produce such a crazy album like Sailing the Seas of Cheese.

Wait... who are you saying had a dearth of bass-driven songs? Because Primus had a ton of bass-driven songs. Not sure about the lyric thing but the lyrics always seemed pretty structured to me.

lucifer_sam 08-11-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 505713)
Wait... who are you saying had a dearth of bass-driven songs? Because Primus had a ton of bass-driven songs.

Lolz. Dearth = plethora = lots of.

Janszoon 08-11-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 505716)
Lolz. Dearth = plethora = lots of.

Dearth means "shortage".

lucifer_sam 08-11-2008 04:59 PM

I suck.

Son of JayJamJah 08-11-2008 05:00 PM

I thought is was Dark Mall?

Janszoon 08-11-2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer (Post 505719)
Dearth Maul had the best light saver by far IMO.

Heh. But it was too short.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 505718)
I suck.

:p:

Seltzer 08-11-2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 505718)
I suck.

Don't worry, it happens.

I think I have a pretty good command of the English language, but you have no idea for how long I thought it was 'as a pose to' as opposed to 'as opposed to'.

WaspStar 08-11-2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 505162)

I already posted this before but I'll re-use it here because i'm lazy.

My personal opinion is that grunge is one of the biggest fallacies in music history.

I don't have a problem with the ideal of grunge, The thought of someone putting Black Sabbath style riffs with punk/indie ideals & attitudes appeals to me.

Grunge was supposed to be the great break out of the American Underground , but that wasn't what happened. All that happened was record labels signed up any scruffy band that looked and sounded miserable , in a lot of cases ex hair metal bands (EG Alice In Chains & Pearl Jam) There were a few exceptions like Mudhoney who run out of ideas shortly after their first album came out , and Soundgarden who despite showing some signs of promise on Ultramega OK decided to be some crappy Sabbath tribute band instead.

But other than that the whole grunge thing led to the whole 'alternative' thing where people actually believed that by listening to major label stadium rock shit like the Smashing Pumpkins & Bush that they were under the deluded impression that they were listening to the alternative to the mainstream when in reality real independent labels and bands struggled to compete against the growing monopoly of the big 4 labels.
The whole thing was a lie , and the music was mostly rubbish and thats why I hate it.


This thread is brilliant. Picking a favorite post is like trying to pick my favorite song from Who's Next, but if I had to, it would be this one. Grunge annoys me far more than other genres simply because it should be good.

boo boo 08-11-2008 05:32 PM

Well, it was good.

*Puts on chastity belt to avoid severe butt raping*

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-11-2008 06:01 PM


I can get into soul and funk even though i'm not black. I can get into Krautrock even thought i'm not German , yet I just cannot get into this genre of music.

I put southern rock in the same category I put happy hardcore in that I can feel my brain cells melting when I listen to it. I don't know why that should be. Maybe because it's because I feel you have to own a pick up truck and shoot at furry mammals to appreciate it fully , maybe it's because I don't want a peice of music to make me feel like a redneck ... who knows. I don't normally look down on a genre of music if I can help it but in this case I can't help myself. It's like the American equivalent of chav music. In the UK you get chavs in souped up Vauxhall Novas blasting out drum & bass in the US you get rednecks in pick up trucks blasting out Southern Rock. To me it's the same thing.

swim 08-11-2008 06:13 PM

Amen.

Seltzer 08-11-2008 06:15 PM

I now understand why you don't like the Allman Brothers. :D

boo boo 08-11-2008 06:21 PM

Thanks to how Yes are doing in the hall of fame poll, I just gotta give one more shout out to indie fans.

swim 08-11-2008 06:23 PM

The only reason I checked out Modest Mouse's old albums is because you told me I loved them.

lucifer_sam 08-11-2008 06:28 PM

The Allman Brothers Band are blues rock, not southern rock. Duane Allman was a far better guitarist than Slowhand and Gregg never brought a drawl into his vocals. Skynyrd is southern rock.

And for the most part, people blast country music down south, not southern rock. Much, much worse.

Minstrel 08-11-2008 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Seltzer (Post 505762)
I now understand why you don't like the Allman Brothers. :D

Allman Brothers should be considered blues rock, not Southern rock. Allman Brothers being classified as Southern rock would ruin my whole day. ;)

Minstrel 08-11-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 505766)
The Allman Brothers Band are blues rock, not southern rock. Duane Allman was a far better guitarist than Slowhand and Gregg never brought a drawl into his vocals. Skynyrd is southern rock.

Ah, beaten to it.

lucifer_sam 08-11-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minstrel (Post 505767)
Allman Brothers should be considered blues rock, not Southern rock. Allman Brothers being classified as Southern rock would ruin my whole day. ;)

Mine too...

I can honestly say there were very few American bands during the early seventies that rocked as hard as British ones. The Allman Brothers Band were one of 'em, and it would make me very sad to see them compared to the likes of Townes Van Zandt and Lynyrd Skynyrd, especially considering the huge presence of their first three albums (Beginnings, At Fillmore East and Eat a Peach).

Double X 08-11-2008 06:37 PM

I am not a fan of pretty much any Southern Rock except CCR, and I really like the lyrics and arrangement. And Fogerty was awesome.

cardboard adolescent 08-11-2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swim (Post 505764)
The only reason I checked out Modest Mouse's old albums is because you told me I loved them.

:rofl:

This thread is pretty great, but the Primus bashing is unnecessary.
Just ignore all the parts that bother you and focus on that twisting,
stop-start superfunky no-limits bass playing.

SATCHMO 08-11-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minstrel (Post 505767)
Allman Brothers should be considered blues rock, not Southern rock. Allman Brothers being classified as Southern rock would ruin my whole day. ;)

I agree too.Their music is very complex theoretically and there is also a huge jazz element in much of Allman Bros music that really differentiates it from most of southern rock.

Alfred 08-11-2008 07:05 PM

CCR is pretty good. I love Fogarty's guitar playing.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-11-2008 07:09 PM


England 1970 World Cup Squad - Back Home
The Fall - Kicker Conspiracy
EnglandNewOrder - World In Motion
Grandad Roberts And His Son Elvis - Meat Pie , Sausage Roll
The Fall - Theme From Sparta FC
Any Half Man Half Biscuit Songs

OK those are the exception to the rule and are actually quite good. The rest I will be happy if I never ever hear again in my life. Anfield Rap , The Manchester Utd squad & Status Quo , Vinda****ingloo , Chas & Dave (Who are actually Crystal Palace fans not Spurs fans), all of them.

It used to be so different , way back when you used to get maybe one song a year for a cup final , maybe another one for a world cup where you'd see loads of footballers in track suits looking uncomfortable on Top Of The Pops having a jolly sing song , the song would scrape into the top 30 then sink back into obscurity just as fast as England got knocked out , and that was it. But then Sky poured their money into the Premier League and so all these plastic celebs come along declaring their life long love of football and what better way to express that passion by making some shitty record convincing the world that ING-URR-LAND are going to win whichever tournament they're taking part in.
Everytime some tournament comes along we're bombarded with these awful novelty records. Who in their right mind wants to hear Ron Atkinson or Terry Venebles crooning swing songs. I mean do you really want to hear a fine band like Echo & The Bunnymen collaborating with the Spice Girls? It happened alright ... for 1998 world cup in an abomination called How Does It Feel (To Be On Top Of The World) as if any England fan knows how that feels. Complete with cheesy video with David Beckham & Victoria lovingly gazing at each other.
It's not just the football songs themselves it's the songs picked up and sung by the terraces. I mean being surrounded in a crowd of people singing Hey Baby by DJ Otzi is enough to make anybody turn to football hooliganism.

Anyway to finish this rant I leave you with quite possibly the biggest abomination of this type ever.

Enjoy


SATCHMO 08-11-2008 07:12 PM

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86 : FOOTBALL SONGS[/CENTER]/QUOTE]

So.....uh.....Is that like......Soccer?

swim 08-11-2008 07:12 PM

I think America's equivalent is the Super Bowl Shuffle.

boo boo 08-11-2008 07:13 PM

In our country (and with our football) we have to deal with Gary Glitter and Baha Men, I don't think you got it quite as bad.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-11-2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 505788)
In our country (and with our football) we have to deal with Gary Glitter and Baha Men, I don't think you got it quite as bad.

I assume thats at the game itself. We get that crap too.
And all this rubbish on top of it.

lucifer_sam 08-11-2008 07:35 PM

Don't tell me you've never heard the joy of Baha Men!



Your ears will start bleeding after thirty seconds. Guaranteed.

SATCHMO 08-11-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 505806)
Don't tell me you've never heard the joy of Baha Men!



Your ears will start bleeding after thirty seconds. Guaranteed.

My 2 year old daughter LIVES for this song!

lucifer_sam 08-11-2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 505808)
My 2 year old daughter LIVES for this song!

My condolences.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-11-2008 07:43 PM


I don't really think there's that much point in listening to this guy's music. No matter how great you might think it is there's no possible way on earth you can think it's as great as what HE thinks it is.

I have to be honest and say that because I have virtually zero exposure to any music television stations (By choice) and I no longer listen to Radio 1 I have heard very little of his music. All I know is what little I have heard has not made me think that I am in the presence of a genius. In fact to be honest he just sounds like one of many millions of hip hop artists who seemingly run MTV these days and who are more interested in making a brand rather than making any original music. It makes me wonder if he's be better off working in marketing , at least that way he can make him money without polluting my ears with his inferior reheated versions of classic songs that quite frankly are better off without him. I don't care if he's a great producer , I don't care if he has great flow or beats , quite honestly i don't have enough knowledge of hip hop to judge. All I know is I prefer the orginals before he lays his gold encrusted paws all over them.

You think you can improve on Curtis Mayfield's Movin On Up?

F*ck off bling-boy

Alfred 08-11-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 505811)
F*ck off bling-boy

:thumb:

Meph1986 08-11-2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 505811)

I don't really think there's that much point in listening to this guy's music. No matter how great you might think it is there's no possible way on earth you can think it's as great as what HE thinks it is.

I have to be honest and say that because I have virtually zero exposure to any music television stations (By choice) and I no longer listen to Radio 1 I have heard very little of his music. All I know is what little I have heard has not made me think that I am in the presence of a genius. In fact to be honest he just sounds like one of many millions of hip hop artists who seemingly run MTV these days and who are more interested in making a brand rather than making any original music. It makes me wonder if he's be better off working in marketing , at least that way he can make him money without polluting my ears with his inferior reheated versions of classic songs that quite frankly are better off without him. I don't care if he's a great producer , I don't care if he has great flow or beats , quite honestly i don't have enough knowledge of hip hop to judge. All I know is I prefer the orginals before he lays his gold encrusted paws all over them.

You think you can improve on Curtis Mayfield's Movin On Up?

F*ck off bling-boy

Kinda contradicted yourself here.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-11-2008 08:15 PM

Care to explain?

SATCHMO 08-11-2008 08:19 PM

I hate the fact that i'm forced to both love and hate Hip-hop at the same time. As a genre it has so much unfulfilled potential that gets stunted by greed, and hyper-inflated egos.


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