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Old 03-08-2010, 05:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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1/2 that list came from a box DJ at a wedding...

Don't agree with Skinny Puppy AT ALL however.
I wonder why.

I listened to Too Dark Park about a week ago, thought it was completely awful. And I really like industrial music, so there you go.
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Old 03-08-2010, 05:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Why is Kenny G only at #4? Well, at least he's in the top 5. Maybe if he played a tenor sax instead of that fucking whiny soprano sax his music might be a little more enjoyable.
Kenny G and enjoyable should never be used in the same sentence.
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Kenny G and enjoyable should never be used in the same sentence.
If you reread it, they weren't.
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If you reread it, they weren't.
Don't I feel like a dork. Ugh. Mondays.
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Crash Test Dummies
Skinny Puppy
Arrested Development
The Doors
Bob Geldof
Blind Melon

Bob Geldof and Mick Jaggar are pretty bad alone but I don't understand why they're the WORST, seeing as though they make decent frontmen when you disregard their awful solo work. Everything bolded is completely and utterly wrong.

Also, I'm appaled that they left this piece of shit off the list. His story is actually kinda interesting; on General Hospital, wants to be the next Rick Springfield, inspired a Motley Crue song, sunk to obscurity after making a million old ladies go wetter then they'd been in years and make a million preteen girls think about him while they rode their bicycles.
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Why is Kenny G only at #4? Well, at least he's in the top 5. Maybe if he played a tenor sax instead of that fucking whiny soprano sax his music might be a little more enjoyable.
Or if he wasn't such a arrogant douche I would at the very least take him off my hit list. I mean seriously, as if it's not enough you nerfed it out with your signature middle-aged white guy style, but adding your own crappy licks to a Louis Armstrong cover proves to me your a prick.
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Funny as ****. Even when contemplating bad music they still fail. Proof that lists fail unless they are made by the folks at MB.

PS Whitesnake are bloody great.
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Why is Kenny G only at #4? Well, at least he's in the top 5. Maybe if he played his armpits instead of that ****ing whiny soprano sax his music might be a little more enjoyable.
^ fixed.

I wouldn't trust Kenny G. on any musical instrument.
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I don't have a problem with most appearances on the list except Primus. They're not one of the best, but certainly not one of the worst either. I don't know enough Skinny Puppy to comment, but I feel like I'd probably disagree with their placement too.

EDIT: Actually, on further thought, a lot of those choices don't belong. I was just looking for things I actually liked, but really, while I dislike a lot of that, little of it could seriously be considered the absolute worst.
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Chances are you'll get offended at some point, I thought it was hilarious and pretty spot-on myself. There was supposed to be 50 there, apparently Blender haven't learned the number 38 yet.
  1. Insane Clown Posse
  2. Emerson, Lake & Palmer
  3. Michael Bolton
  4. Kenny G
  5. Starship
  6. Kansas
  7. Asia
  8. Vanilla Ice
  9. Lee Greenwood
  10. Air Supply
  11. Latoya Jackson
  12. Tin Machine
  13. Mick Jagger
  14. Yngwie Malmsteen
  15. Yanni
  16. Oingo Boingo
  17. Benzino
  18. Pat Boone
  19. Dan Fogelberg
  20. Howard Jones
  21. The Alan Parsons Project
  22. Primus
  23. Creed
  24. Bad English
  25. Jamiroquai
  26. Celine Dion
  27. Color Me Badd
  28. Crash Test Dummies
  29. Skinny Puppy
  30. Richard Marx
  31. Arrested Development
  32. The Hooters
  33. Japan
  34. Live
  35. Paul Oakenfold
  36. 98 Degrees
  37. The Doors
  38. Bob Geldof
  39. Blind Melon
  40. Whitesnake
  41. Rick Wakeman
  42. Mike & the Mechanics
  43. Manowar
  44. Gipsy Kings
  45. The Spin Doctors
  46. Goo Goo Dolls
  47. Master P
  48. Toad the Wet Sprocket
  49. Iron Butterfly

Link if you care to check the article out:
The 50 Worst Artists in Music History - Blender
All bolded names have know business being on the list. There's further argument that could be made for many of those that are not bolded, but what is really disconcerting is the amount of true crap that did not even make the list in favor of artists who really don't belong on it in the first place. Where's Milli Vanilli?
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