Stupid musical statements that you can't fathom

RVCA · 01-01-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Zero1986

Yeah the person's listening to Slipknot and yeah the person's going to church, he/she scores lame points for those

The Bullet · 01-01-2011, 03:27 PM

Just remembered a good one... Okay, so I love to randomly break into freestyle rap even though I can't freestyle rap for my life... I was just letting loose raping (or more like talking in rhyme) when I got into this conversation.

Friend: Dude, you suck, it sounds like you're talking.
Me: Hey, there are rappers who's written material sounds worse than my freestyling
Friend: Like 2Pac?

**Janszoon** · 01-01-2011, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bullet

Friend: Dude, you suck, it sounds like you're talking.
Me: Hey, there are rappers who's written material sounds worse than my freestyling
Friend: Like 2Pac?

I can totally fathom the fact that 2Pac sucks.

The Bullet · 01-01-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I can totally fathom the fact that 2Pac sucks.

Think what you will of Tupac, but you havn't seen me freestyle. If you did, you would get it.

Queen Boo · 01-04-2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bushidosniper

"Yeah man, I was blasting slipknot on my way to church this morning and.."

What a brilliant juxtaposition of norms.
Also I bet they drove a pick-up truck.

bob. · 01-01-2011, 03:07 PM

i can only assume its because slipknot is so damn evil?

and church isn't

CanwllCorfe · 01-01-2011, 03:30 PM

If he'd said Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, or some other Black Metal band, then it'd be ironic (still not stupid). Although if all that was said was:

"Man, I really love Slipknot. They're like my favorite band!"

then I'd totally get it.

EDIT: See now it's already been discussed. I'm late to this party. Well, I guess I'll be over at the punch bowl if anyone needs me. Deuces.

Zer0 · 01-05-2011, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

If he'd said Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, or some other Black Metal band, then it'd be ironic (still not stupid). Although if all that was said was:

"Man, I really love Slipknot. They're like my favorite band!"

then I'd totally get it.

EDIT: See now it's already been discussed. I'm late to this party. Well, I guess I'll be over at the punch bowl if anyone needs me. Deuces.

If he had mentioned a black metal band instead of Slipknot it might have made more sense actually. He might have been going to torch the church.

01-04-2011, 11:47 AM

Continuing the Emo and Slipknot discussions. I used to have a friend who listened to rave and knew literally nothing about other types of music. A group of people in our school who hang about near the bathrooms he refers to as "the emos". A friend of ours started dating one of these people.

Him: Martin's going to be an emo now you know. Next we know he'll be wearing black and listening to emo music
Me: What exactly do you classify as emo music?
Him: Heavy Metal and all that ****. Slipknot and stuff. *does an annoying generic slipknot growl thing"
Me: But that's Metal....not Emo
Him: But Emos listen to it, so it's Emo
Me: But if they don't listen to emo, how are they emos?
Him: Because they slit their wrists and like heavy metal

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U

01-04-2011, 11:54 AM

ugh. why are public schools breading grounds for stupidity. aren't they supposed to have the opposite effect?

01-01-2011, 03:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	i can only assume its because slipknot is so damn evil? and church isn't __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

01-01-2011, 03:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	If he'd said Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, or some other Black Metal band, then it'd be ironic (still not stupid). Although if all that was said was: "Man, I really love Slipknot. They're like my favorite band!" then I'd totally get it. EDIT: See now it's already been discussed. I'm late to this party. Well, I guess I'll be over at the punch bowl if anyone needs me. Deuces. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

01-01-2011, 03:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Bullet Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 454	Just remembered a good one... Okay, so I love to randomly break into freestyle rap even though I can't freestyle rap for my life... I was just letting loose raping (or more like talking in rhyme) when I got into this conversation. Friend: Dude, you suck, it sounds like you're talking. Me: Hey, there are rappers who's written material sounds worse than my freestyling Friend: Like 2Pac?

01-04-2011, 11:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
James Guest Posts: n/a	Continuing the Emo and Slipknot discussions. I used to have a friend who listened to rave and knew literally nothing about other types of music. A group of people in our school who hang about near the bathrooms he refers to as "the emos". A friend of ours started dating one of these people. Him: Martin's going to be an emo now you know. Next we know he'll be wearing black and listening to emo music Me: What exactly do you classify as emo music? Him: Heavy Metal and all that ***. Slipknot and stuff. does an annoying generic slipknot growl thing" Me: But that's Metal....not Emo Him: But Emos listen to it, so it's Emo Me: But if they don't listen to emo, how are they emos? Him: Because they slit their wrists and like heavy metal FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U

01-04-2011, 11:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
someonecompletelyrandom Guest Posts: n/a	ugh. why are public schools breading grounds for stupidity. aren't they supposed to have the opposite effect?