Stupid musical statements that you can't fathom

**Janszoon** · 12-23-2010, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan

"Tracks on vinyl are a completely different form of listening to music and while I LOVE listening to music on vinyl and regularly buy albums I already own on vinyl it DOES NOT SOUND BETTER."

Burning Down · 12-23-2010, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

Friend: *sees MP3 Player* Hey, what kind of music do you listen to?
Me: Some electronic, some rock, that's about it.
Friend: What's your favourite electronic band?
Me: a close tie between Aphex Twin and Boards Of Canada, but Autechre is a close second
Friend: HOLY **** THAT SOUNDS COOL! *listens to Autechre*
Friend: ?????????
Me: What's up, dudebro?
Friend: There's no words? WHO THE **** LISTENS TO MUSIC WITHOUT WORDS?

this has happened more than once.

Haha wow. They obviously don't have a very broad knowledge of music. There's so much music out there that doesn't have lyrics!

Dayvan Cowboy · 12-23-2010, 08:37 AM

this one is a quote from myself.

"Jazz? lol, it sucks ass. Boringest genre ever. It's been beaten to death. Honestly, who listens to it?" -Little Dayvan Cowboy, circa 2009

I Sure punched myself in the face there

Burning Down · 12-23-2010, 09:46 AM

When I was younger, I used to think that about jazz too, and classical, until I started listening to them and learning to appreciate the genres.

Charlemagne · 12-23-2010, 10:06 AM

"I'm sorry what? Did you say the 50s was the best?? That boring crap. Come on!"

I said this at one point not too long ago in another forum...

And I also have grown to respect Jazz over the years, I think when you are young you don't really have the attention span to appreciate it.

s_k · 12-23-2010, 12:48 PM

"It's digital so it sounds better". Also very often heard.
Music isn't digital people... ;D.

Phantom Limb · 12-23-2010, 01:24 PM

Dumb Kid:"Hey, wanna play in a band?"
Me:"No, i really dislike your taste in music."
DK:"I think it'll work, we can do some of my stuff and some of yours!"
Me:"I really don't think it's gonna work out..."
DK:"It's ok, I'm into some hard stuff too, like John Mayer and Dave Matthews!"
At this point I had a stroke and died immediately.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-23-2010, 01:25 PM

Is that for real? I almost have a hard time believing it

Phantom Limb · 12-23-2010, 02:04 PM

Yeah, it's definitely true. I wish I had a tape recorder because this kid just follows me around saying some of the dumbest ****.

khfreek · 12-23-2010, 03:39 PM

"I don't really like Muse. They play all of their songs in the same mode." - My stepdad pretending to know anything about music theory. I checked and most artists play music in the same modes. It's made more painful by the fact that he only listens to classic rock and grunge.

12-23-2010, 08:37 AM	#53 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	this one is a quote from myself. "Jazz? lol, it sucks ass. Boringest genre ever. It's been beaten to death. Honestly, who listens to it?" -Little Dayvan Cowboy, circa 2009 I Sure punched myself in the face there Last edited by Dayvan Cowboy; 12-23-2010 at 08:43 AM.

12-23-2010, 10:06 AM	#55 (permalink)
Charlemagne Say something vague Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,551	"I'm sorry what? Did you say the 50s was the best?? That boring crap. Come on!" I said this at one point not too long ago in another forum... And I also have grown to respect Jazz over the years, I think when you are young you don't really have the attention span to appreciate it. __________________ Charlemagne had eyes like a lover, but last winter there was weather and his eyes they iced right over. My Last.fm

12-23-2010, 12:48 PM	#56 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	"It's digital so it sounds better". Also very often heard. Music isn't digital people... ;D. __________________ Click here to see my collection

12-23-2010, 03:39 PM	#60 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	"I don't really like Muse. They play all of their songs in the same mode." - My stepdad pretending to know anything about music theory. I checked and most artists play music in the same modes. It's made more painful by the fact that he only listens to classic rock and grunge. __________________ last.fm

12-23-2010, 09:46 AM	#54 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	When I was younger, I used to think that about jazz too, and classical, until I started listening to them and learning to appreciate the genres.

12-23-2010, 01:24 PM	#57 (permalink)
Phantom Limb Chocolate Homunculus Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,293	Dumb Kid:"Hey, wanna play in a band?" Me:"No, i really dislike your taste in music." DK:"I think it'll work, we can do some of my stuff and some of yours!" Me:"I really don't think it's gonna work out..." DK:"It's ok, I'm into some hard stuff too, like John Mayer and Dave Matthews!" At this point I had a stroke and died immediately.

12-23-2010, 01:25 PM	#58 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Is that for real? I almost have a hard time believing it

12-23-2010, 02:04 PM	#59 (permalink)
Phantom Limb Chocolate Homunculus Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,293	Yeah, it's definitely true. I wish I had a tape recorder because this kid just follows me around saying some of the dumbest ****.