The Worst Music You Will Ever Hear

**Exo** · 04-17-2012, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AgeOfOddz

Really?

Screen13 · 04-17-2012, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Farfisa

I sometimes gargle ice cubes too...

This gets the "award", hands down. Really. It's musical snuff.

I know this was supposed to be someone's idea of Comedy, but the one who greenlighted this must have had some deep-seated hatred of Music, or at least Rock.

FRED HALE SR. · 04-17-2012, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

Really?

No doubt thats a great song and video.

Screen13 · 04-17-2012, 11:16 AM

NIN are alright, but Trent seriously deserves a mention in this thread for Exotic Birds. The slaughter of Buddy Holly's classic "True Love Ways" starts up in about the 50 second mark. He's the one on the left at the Synth, and you can hear his vocals loud and clear. He KNEW he had to get out of that place fast. "Sometimes we'll cry"...too right after hearing this abomination.

Screen13 · 04-17-2012, 11:17 AM

Been going through this thread. Interesting choices...will get back to more posting here soon (Get ready).

**Janszoon** · 04-17-2012, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Screen13

NIN are alright, but Trent seriously deserves a mention in this thread for Exotic Birds. The slaughter of Buddy Holly's classic "True Love Ways" starts up in about the 50 second mark. He's the one on the left at the Synth, and you can hear his vocals loud and clear. He KNEW he had to get out of that place fast. "Sometimes we'll cry"...too right after hearing this abomination.

Haha, I own that movie. Another interesting bit of trivia: Trent's name is the last name in the credits.

Screen13 · 04-17-2012, 05:15 PM

Menswerar - We Love You

The chorus sounds a bit like "New York, New York," the band sounds like The Partridge Family led by a bad Davy Jones imitator. Johnny Dean possibly thought he looked like Jarvis in the opening of the video, and the lyrics were possibly made up on the spot. I never would put them in a list of great songwriters, but this made their Wire-wannabe "Daydreamer" a work of godlike genius by comparison.

You could just hear their Fame Clock reaching Midnight with this one. The rot was already set in by this time. Cheesy, but way too annoying, although with a nice orchestral part.

Still, I would like to hear Hay Tiempo (The 2'nd album, released only in Japan) just to be surprised.

Just in case you don't know this, it was from August, 1996. The final days of Britpop at their worst.

Key · 04-19-2012, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

Lil Wayne. He can't rap anymore. He is finished.

When was he able to?

Zer0 · 04-19-2012, 05:15 PM

My older sister has a terrible taste in music and I will never forget the memories of having to listen to this crap whilst being a passenger in a car with her.

Screen13 · 04-19-2012, 07:34 PM

^ Damn, with that weak video and crap (auto) tune, it managed to make Menswear sound like a band with soul. You win, hands down! I can relate to your pain when I have to hear something I seriously don't like.

04-17-2012, 05:15 PM	#237 (permalink)
Screen13 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,388	Menswerar - We Love You The chorus sounds a bit like "New York, New York," the band sounds like The Partridge Family led by a bad Davy Jones imitator. Johnny Dean possibly thought he looked like Jarvis in the opening of the video, and the lyrics were possibly made up on the spot. I never would put them in a list of great songwriters, but this made their Wire-wannabe "Daydreamer" a work of godlike genius by comparison. You could just hear their Fame Clock reaching Midnight with this one. The rot was already set in by this time. Cheesy, but way too annoying, although with a nice orchestral part. Still, I would like to hear Hay Tiempo (The 2'nd album, released only in Japan) just to be surprised. Just in case you don't know this, it was from August, 1996. The final days of Britpop at their worst. Last edited by Screen13; 04-18-2012 at 10:58 AM. Reason: Added a small review for the song

04-19-2012, 05:15 PM	#239 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	My older sister has a terrible taste in music and I will never forget the memories of having to listen to this crap whilst being a passenger in a car with her. __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

04-17-2012, 11:16 AM	#234 (permalink)
Screen13 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,388	NIN are alright, but Trent seriously deserves a mention in this thread for Exotic Birds. The slaughter of Buddy Holly's classic "True Love Ways" starts up in about the 50 second mark. He's the one on the left at the Synth, and you can hear his vocals loud and clear. He KNEW he had to get out of that place fast. "Sometimes we'll cry"...too right after hearing this abomination.

04-17-2012, 11:17 AM	#235 (permalink)
Screen13 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,388	Been going through this thread. Interesting choices...will get back to more posting here soon (Get ready).

04-19-2012, 07:34 PM	#240 (permalink)
Screen13 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,388	^ Damn, with that weak video and crap (auto) tune, it managed to make Menswear sound like a band with soul. You win, hands down! I can relate to your pain when I have to hear something I seriously don't like.