The Worst Music You Will Ever Hear
 

I've been thinking about making this thread for quite some time now, but I haven't had the time until now. Anyway, I have been listening to what most of you call bad music, but when you hear what is popular where I live, you will start to respect bands like Nickelback, Good Charlote, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync... Don't get me wrong, I hate these bands, I just don't think that they are the greatest musical evil in the world. These are. Since most of it is in Serbian, I will also post the translations.

So, Here goes:

Stoja (you pronounce it like Stoya)
http://www.filez.st/screenshots/38/9...bian_music.jpg

She is one of the ugliest human beings alive. She has the worst voice I have ever heard and, believe it or not, she is very popular. At first, I didn't want to believe that she is so popular, I tried to ignore her, but then I started living with my ex (thank god) roommate, who worshiped her, I met his friends and finally came face to face with the cruel reality - SHE IS POPULAR. So, here are 3 of her "hits"



Are you for sex

When you're with me
My every wrinkle wakes up, goes crazy
My blood rushes through my veins
It seems to me like hundred miles an hour...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex

When you're next to me I tremble
Something speeds up my breath, and it's not fear
Move, I can do it.
Don't ask me what, when you know it, right now...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex




My life is my treasure

You can cheat but not for long
I am not crazy to live alone because of you
Just go
Let your heart wander
But you will be sorry when my moment comes

Don't offer me silver nor gold
You can't buy me that easily
My life is my treasure
I will have an eye for an eye

x2



Diamonds

You can not do it like before
Because I am not like all the rest
You have to caress me
You must not feel sorry for me

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.

Do not hurt me
I can hurt you back
You must not make a mistake
I can take revenge

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.

If someone takes an interest in this, I will update it. And if anyone thinks that there is something worse than this, please post it in here, because I AM eager to hear it :D

Uh...

One of the ugliest human beings alive? I don't know, I thought she was looking pretty good in the outfit she wore in the second video. And while I agree this music isn't particularly good, I don't think it's as bad as... say... the myriad atrocities Peabo Bryson has inflicted upon the world.







Ugh. Shoot me now.

Brokencyde? Brokencyde.

They still win.

Also, this thread wouldn't be complete without this great hit. Tina is a popular Serbian singer who sings about gold-diggers, mink coats, diamonds, expensive cars etc. MC Stojan (you pronounce it like Stoyan) is the musical joke of Serbia. But, they have this duet and it is ultra popular and no party is complete without it.



Sexy

So sexy, sexy, sexy
They are sexy, sexy, sexy
x2

Good evening I'm Stojan, you all know me
When I see a nice chick I jump immediately
First performance abroad, I went to Switzerland
Tina called, says come to Ibiza

Breasts and ****tails are waiting for me there
Bikini, beach, topless, hot looks
Then I started touring Europe
Chicks in Austria, Germany are professionals

So sexy, sexy, sexy
They are sexy, sexy, sexy
x2

They are sexy and everybody's turned on by them
They love expensive things because they can
They do not like to drive Yugo (a car)
And you love to share them with a friend.

So attractive, her body turns you on
You don't have the guts to approach her sober
Bartender, help!!!

These are awful. But Stoja still wins. However, Brokencyde might be her match :D

that's kind of creepy...

I dunno about that Janszoon... certainly not the ugliest human being alive, but she does look suspiciously very much like a man.

She'd be awful curvy for a man.

Yeah... just in the face I guess.

Lol
 

Has anyone tried rebecca black yet?

Personaly is worse.:rofl:

Meh. She's an amateur and she's 13 years old. I don't really hold her to the same standards professional adult musicians.

Oh I'm going to win this one

I won't bother translating it.
The first sentence is
"Hey Marlous, I want to take a shower with you, heya heya hooo".

Good luck.

When it comes to Rebecca Black, I don't feel much scorn for her, but I have nothing but bewildered disgust for the songwriters who gave her that material to work with. They are the true embarrassments in this situation.

Give me my trophy ladies and gentlemen

The music played in clothes stores tend to be the very worst garbage that modern mainstream music has to offer, even beating club music.

Culture Club

Wham!

don't tell me this is serious?

Rinus is absolutely serious, but you can tell he isn't the smartest guy.
Problem is that there's actually people enjoying this type of music...

One of Holland's best-selling musicians:

Help...

oh, god

And that's an actual hit here!
And then when I say only stupid people listen to this crap, I get 'it's all about taste'.
No it isn't. This is just crap music.

I still think the worst thing I've ever heard just about would have to be Ja Rule.

Have you listened to what I posted?
Because you cannot beat it with Ja Rule :D.

there's thins style of ornamentation that both the serbian singers and the second guy s_k posted which I absolutely detest outside of a strictly traditional folk setting. And they use is all the time. Holland does unfortunately win at least the joint title for worst national musical taste :P

This is probably the worst Ireland has to offer. Jedward gave them a close run for it, but I couldn't find a jedward song on youtube that was worse than this.

The faces that dude makes are hilarious. :laughing:

Yeah, though it's counteracted by the sheer creepiness of the incestuous lyrics.

This is worse than "He drinks tequila"

i am really offended by this sub-genre of Malay rock called "rock jiwang"

they remind of bus rides home where I feel so depressed I feel like breaking the bus's windows and slitting my wrists there...

this is the worst offender:-

Frankly this song makes me want to stab myself in both ears with a rusty screw driver.

Just came across this gem on youtube's main page. Could this be any more generic?

Haha, check their other vids. It's not all that serious.
I recognized one of the guys faces from some bull****-songs on youtube.
Pity they tried making a 'real' song, for they can't.

fu<k.

this wins hands down.

I don't think I've heard one song by her until now. Ewww! But how do you decide this one is the worst. It's no different from any other turbo-folk here. Remember Ceca and Jelena Karleuša? There's so much competition for the worst music here, I really can't decide.

I'm getting there :D

But wait. It gets worse...

this sounds like it's from Junior Eurovision Song Contest