Worst songs EVER........ (lyric, singer, dance, bass, rock)

boo boo · 05-26-2006, 02:31 AM

The chump who listed Yes's Roundabout can kiss the fattest part of my fat ass.

kiki chunt · 05-26-2006, 04:03 AM

Joe Dolce - "Shaddap You Face"

Insipid novelty no1 in the UK, Feb 1981 - replacing John Lennon's 'Woman'.
It stayed at No1 for 3 weeks, and kept Ultravox's 'Vienna' from reaching top of the charts. A twee cheery little sing-along song, delivered in a stereotypical Italian accent. Mercifully a one hit wonder, neither him (cancer, I hope) nor the song were ever heard of again - like a little national shame we stay quiet about.
Still haunts me though.

and

ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING by Peter (f*c*ing) Andre

1st class tosser using a 2nd rate reality TV show and his 3rd class media-whore silicon 'celebrity' girlfriend, to ressurect his non-event cheesy pap music career, which was 4th class to begin with.
The less about said about "Insania" or "Mystery Girl" the better.
Nice abs though, you twunt. I'd love to introduce them to my friend 'Mr Stabby' . . .

jr. · 05-26-2006, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Lovin You - Minnie Ripperton

I'm with you on this one. A little piece of trivia: Minnie Ripperton's daughter is Mya Rudolph, of Saturday Night Live.

And the song I truly don't care for is that brutal cover Madonna did of American Pie.

I also won't listen to anything by Don Henley. Not so much because they're bad songs, but because back in the mid 80's, I heard a radio interview with him, promoting a new album, and he said his new album covered topics people 'needed' to hear about. I remember the actual quote:

"Why should I play songs people want to hear? I play songs people need to hear"

Excuse me, but don't be so pretentious as to tell me what I need to hear. I have not heard an entire Don Henley song since. I will stop what I"m doing and turn the radio off when he comes on. I don't NEED to hear him.

That'll show him!!! LOL.

Piss Me Off · 05-26-2006, 04:15 AM

Well he can't be that good, i've never heard of him...

MURDER JUNKIE · 05-26-2006, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jr.

I'm with you on this one. A little piece of trivia: Minnie Ripperton's daughter is Mya Rudolph, of Saturday Night Live.

And the song I truly don't care for is that brutal cover Madonna did of American Pie.

I also won't listen to anything by Don Henley. Not so much because they're bad songs, but because back in the mid 80's, I heard a radio interview with him, promoting a new album, and he said his new album covered topics people 'needed' to hear about. I remember the actual quote:

"Why should I play songs people want to hear? I play songs people need to hear"

Excuse me, but don't be so pretentious as to tell me what I need to hear. I have not heard an entire Don Henley song since. I will stop what I"m doing and turn the radio off when he comes on. I don't NEED to hear him.

That'll show him!!! LOL.

He hasn't been nearly as successful ever since

Cheese · 05-26-2006, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiki chunt

Joe Dolce - "Shaddap You Face"

Insipid novelty no1 in the UK, Feb 1981 - replacing John Lennon's 'Woman'.
It stayed at No1 for 3 weeks, and kept Ultravox's 'Vienna' from reaching top of the charts. A twee cheery little sing-along song, delivered in a stereotypical Italian accent. Mercifully a one hit wonder, neither him (cancer, I hope) nor the song were ever heard of again - like a little national shame we stay quiet about.
Still haunts me though.

I thought Joe Dolce was Australian.

kiki chunt · 05-26-2006, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by cheeseman

I thought Joe Dolce was Australian.

I haven't a clue where he was from, but reckon he was about as Italian looking as they come, the name 'Dolce' has a definite latin ring to it, and the song was about his Italian mamma's favourite expression.

Heartwarming to think he's probably in Aus - as far as is physicallly possible from here!

Say . . . you seem to know a lot about him . . .

=o]

~~Rabid Sea Turtles~~ · 05-26-2006, 12:55 PM

Basically every 50 cent song.

Ghostbuster3000 · 05-26-2006, 01:50 PM

anything by jimmy eat world

White Lies · 05-26-2006, 02:05 PM

Sweet Child Of Mine

05-26-2006, 04:15 AM	#194 (permalink)
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kiki chunt Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: darkest scotland Posts: 53	Joe Dolce - "Shaddap You Face" Insipid novelty no1 in the UK, Feb 1981 - replacing John Lennon's 'Woman'. It stayed at No1 for 3 weeks, and kept Ultravox's 'Vienna' from reaching top of the charts. A twee cheery little sing-along song, delivered in a stereotypical Italian accent. Mercifully a one hit wonder, neither him (cancer, I hope) nor the song were ever heard of again - like a little national shame we stay quiet about. Still haunts me though. and *ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING by Peter (fcing) Andre* 1st class tosser using a 2nd rate reality TV show and his 3rd class media-whore silicon 'celebrity' girlfriend, to ressurect his non-event cheesy pap music career, which was 4th class to begin with. The less about said about "Insania" or "Mystery Girl" the better. Nice abs though, you twunt. I'd love to introduce them to my friend 'Mr Stabby' . . .

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~~Rabid Sea Turtles~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In the sea... Posts: 252	Basically every 50 cent song.

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