The Torture Chamber

Oriphiel · 11-07-2015, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

But I had wanted to hear Oriphiel's take on Chris Rea and others.

Who's this "Oriphiel"? Tell him I hate him.

Trollheart · 11-07-2015, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Suzy Creamcheese

Who's this "Oriphiel"? Tell him I hate him.

I will. I'm bummed you didn't get to give me your thoughts on The Road to Hell, Part 2, though...

The Batlord · 11-07-2015, 01:48 PM

But you're a freak of nature. I've had bitchass exams this and last week (I should really be getting on that this very minute), along with a heavier work schedule than I've had in a while. Not saying I'm not lazy, but real life is sapping my energy.

Trollheart · 11-07-2015, 01:59 PM

Jeez man, I told you anyone could apply for an extension. Frownland has exams too, but told me about them so I put his albums on hold. If you had said something I could have done the same for you, but it's too late now. If you want your other albums frozen though I can do that. Just tell me for how long.

Also, yes, I'm aware I'm a unique and beautiful individual as you say. But you can at least try to measure up...

Note: Your form for flakiness preceded you, which is why I just assumed "here he goes again". When are you finishing that avant-garde thread, anyway....?

The Batlord · 11-07-2015, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Jeez man, I told you anyone could apply for an extension. Frownland has exams too, but told me about them so I put his albums on hold. If you had said something I could have done the same for you, but it's too late now. If you want your other albums frozen though I can do that. Just tell me for how long.

Also, yes, I'm aware I'm a unique and beautiful individual as you say. But you can at least try to measure up...

Note: Your form for flakiness preceded you, which is why I just assumed "here he goes again". When are you finishing that avant-garde thread, anyway....?

Suck dick.

**Goofle** · 11-07-2015, 02:23 PM

Goofle vs Grindy: Beatle Barkers (The Woofers and Tweeters Ensemble)

I mean, this is some dumb sh*t. Dogs barking in the tune with classic Beatles hits. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't heard some of these songs before, but never the whole album in one sitting.

It starts with "I Wanna Hold Your Hand", which is probably the best on the album. The high pitched "Haaaaaaand" part is very good, I crack up every time.

"Love Me Do" and a few other tracks feature some farm animals, which I personally think diminishes the integrity of the project. These tracks are instant duds in my opinion.

The music itself doesn't particularly torture me, but it's certainly tiresome. The novelty wears fast, especially since the quality of song only seems to get worse for the most part. Though "She Loves You" is another stand out of sorts. The higher pitched barks are always the best.

Overall, I'd say for it's tiresome nature I give this a 15% torture rating.

Tristan_Geoff · 11-07-2015, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Torture Level is how little you enjoyed the album. So if it didn't bother you you might have a torture level of 0 - 10%, bothered you a bit might be 20 - 30%, set your teeth on edge but you could get through it, maybe up to 50%. After that, if it really got to you and you hated it, it can be anything right up to 100%, in which case you probably would shoot whoever recommended it, the artist, all their family, all their friends, their pets, anyone who ever interacted with them in any way, Mariah Carey*, and probably yourself in the end.

* You need a reason to shoot Mariah Carey???

In that case Like a Virgin is a 10%. I would 't listen to it again but it's not a major earworm.

Tristan_Geoff · 11-08-2015, 06:43 PM

Someone shoot another one at me, I need something to do this week.

Trollheart · 11-08-2015, 07:25 PM

What sort of music do you not like?

**Goofle** · 11-08-2015, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CoNtrivedNiHilism

Hit me with something you think will torture me oh so good!

Please?

Lil B - Rain in England (2010)

11-07-2015, 01:59 PM	#234 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Jeez man, I told you anyone could apply for an extension. Frownland has exams too, but told me about them so I put his albums on hold. If you had said something I could have done the same for you, but it's too late now. If you want your other albums frozen though I can do that. Just tell me for how long. Also, yes, I'm aware I'm a unique and beautiful individual as you say. But you can at least try to measure up... Note: Your form for flakiness preceded you, which is why I just assumed "here he goes again". When are you finishing that avant-garde thread, anyway....? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-08-2015, 07:25 PM	#239 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	What sort of music do you not like? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-08-2015, 06:43 PM	#238 (permalink)
Tristan_Geoff midnite roles around Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 5,289	Someone shoot another one at me, I need something to do this week.