Nah it's more of a false flag thing.

Hmm. You know, they could probably come up with a far better name for themselves if they put their heads together.

Last picture, second from the right. Demons exist, I've seen them.

Sometimes my arms bend backwards

Surely these days he'd have to be referred to as a "singing vertically-challenged person"??

Bet that album has some catchy hooks.

Ya, really gripping music.

Gotta hand it to him...

I'll bet he'd appreciate that.

Some real heavy metal right there.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Miracles are dicks. Or dicks are miracles. Not sure which.

She's got Jeff beat, hands down.

How the hell does he play? With his nose? Look: even JC is interested in a "wtf?" kind of way.... :laughing:

I imagine he was the world's first headbanger.

He's a talented organist.

:shycouch:

I dunno. Frankly I'm stumped.

lol

http://www.ericpazdziora.com/wp-cont...5/generic.jpeg

http://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploa...ec7e2289_o.jpg

^ If you told me those women were men, I'd believe you.

:clap: Well done, Sir.

Is the album in quadroplegic, sorry, quadrophenic sound I wonder? ;)

What I think we are learning, through these covers, is that Christian music seems to involve either a) families b) freaks or at the very least c) people who are ugly. This is not a good advertisement for Christianity, is it?? :laughing:

Don't forget big hair, ventriloquist dummies, lots of touching, and ghastly plaid leisure suits.

Oh **** yeah: ventros! How could I forget the dummies?? Creepy with a capital Creep! :yikes: (Another subtle hint that God has got his hand up their asses and is making them say what He wants them to say? Or just something simpler: we're all dummies??)

As an alternative then, let's try some contemporary Christian album covers.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....11V6CX9NXL.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Invincible.jpg
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1DEUNT9mtL.jpg
http://media.virbcdn.com/cdn_images/...e5df5d3-dh.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...10509def37.jpg
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3337/3...32c7de24_b.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...tingcrowns.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...tion_album.jpg
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...CCM/pillar.jpg

Meh, nowhere near as much derision value. Some of them look more like punk rockers, but other than that, again, meh. Why settle for banality when a simple Google on "Worst Christian Album Covers" gives you these gems?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-R6o7oAsnfq.../s400/ac15.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fOAWIDo5nX...41288806_n.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yxmKK-R363...01854876_n.jpg
http://cdn1.relevantmediagroup.com/s...57.18%20PM.png
https://gorightly.files.wordpress.co...5_499602_n.jpg

Oh, all right: one more!
http://cutcopyandpaste.files.wordpre...tle-david.jpeg

I've often wondered if that pipe-smoking reverend was the inspiration for J.R. "Bob" Dobbs of The Church of the SubGenius.

SubSite - Start

And as for that one of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker... for the look on Jim Bakker's face alone...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0c60717a.gif

Gotta have one of those ties.

More like Graham...
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...hfeio1_500.png
Never mind his face: what about those poor dogs????
Kinda hard to see from that angle who's feeling who...

:laughing:

oh **** ori's back did you know about the new she-hulk comic

Ori <3

Yeah, I was away for awhile, but then I sensed someone making a Twin Peaks reference and I had to come back.

@Batlord Nah, I haven't been keeping up with comics lately. But if She Hulk is back, I'll get on that shit.

Only one issue out, so perfect timing, but for some reason it's just called Hulk. If I hadn't seen her on the cover and stopped to take a closer look I would never have known. Haven't read it yet though so I don't know how good it is.

http://scotclick.co.uk/scottishchris...ic-300x218.jpg

Now aren't we sorry we mocked all those Christians!???
:shycouch: