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Oriphiel 01-08-2017 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1792484)
Only one issue out, so perfect timing, but for some reason it's just called Hulk. If I hadn't seen her on the cover and stopped to take a closer look I would never have known. Haven't read it yet though so I don't know how good it is.

I'll keep an eye out for it. Marvel better not fuck this one up, though. Lately, they've been fucking her over harder than Fox fucks over good TV shows.
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1792491)
http://scotclick.co.uk/scottishchris...ic-300x218.jpg

Now aren't we sorry we mocked all those Christians!???
:shycouch:

:rolleyes:

The Batlord 01-08-2017 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suzy Creamcheese (Post 1792595)
I'll keep an eye out for it. Marvel better not fuck this one up, though. Lately, they've been fucking her over harder than Fox fucks over good TV shows.

:rolleyes:

I haven't seen her in anything besides that A-Force comic that didn't look too hot. I only read the first issue but didn't feel any great desire to continue.

Oriphiel 01-08-2017 03:30 AM

Yeah, same here, I skimmed an issue of A-Force through many a yawn.

By the way, it's good to see that Trollheart is back. His lukewarm humor warms the cockles of my heart. :thumb:

kibbeh 01-08-2017 04:19 AM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tdRQc5OrCgM/hqdefault.jpg

http://images.panet.co.il/articles/0...7-195109-0.jpg

http://www.anbawissa.org/vb/uploaded/331_0614.jpg

grindy 01-08-2017 07:07 AM

Goddamn moozlims, stealing our Christianity.

Farewell 01-08-2017 07:32 AM

http://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/p...jpg?as=1&w=400

Psy-Fi 01-08-2017 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Farewell (Post 1792631)

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...psoi6elsef.png

The Batlord 01-08-2017 10:09 AM


DwnWthVwls 01-09-2017 02:24 PM

Prunceface immediately came to mind...
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20110628175419

Farewell 01-09-2017 07:22 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb...pkmyo1_500.jpg

Trollheart 01-10-2017 06:41 AM

What court wouldn't convict? :laughing: You'd think as a so-called Supreme Being He'd be more circumspect about it: ain't he never heard of a dark alley?

kibbeh 01-10-2017 01:08 PM

https://www.linga.org/site/photos/al...m_jeet_200.jpg
http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/14/36/95/81/ba7d3k10.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YCZA1PtqKW...600/810756.jpg

Psy-Fi 01-10-2017 05:51 PM

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...slzvs2kmc.jpeg

Is that some perverted, upside down cross symbolism in her hideous white and green checkered dress?

The Batlord 01-10-2017 07:33 PM

Why did the Sego brothers take Naomi to the woods?

Frownland 01-10-2017 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1793706)
Why did the Sego brothers take Naomi to the woods?

To make a grandbaby for ma by Christmas?

Trollheart 01-11-2017 05:17 AM

I'm more concerned about the squirrel asleep on her head!

Psy-Fi 01-11-2017 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1793792)
I'm more concerned about the squirrel asleep on her head!

Are you sure it's only sleeping?

The Batlord 01-11-2017 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1793792)
I'm more concerned about the squirrel asleep on her head!

Post-coital snack?

Farewell 01-11-2017 02:15 PM

http://quirkyberkeley.com/wp-content...enetration.jpg

http://quirkyberkeley.com/wp-content...ke-Jesus-1.jpg

http://quirkyberkeley.com/wp-content...it-me-Open.jpg

http://quirkyberkeley.com/wp-content...t-Touch-Me.jpg

kibbeh 01-11-2017 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Farewell (Post 1794049)

i need this album

Trollheart 01-11-2017 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1794052)
i need this album

Is his name a spoonerism? :laughing:

kibbeh 01-11-2017 02:25 PM

fuckner banning?

innerspaceboy 01-24-2017 03:48 PM

Turned up at an estate sale in my town today.

http://i.imgur.com/Zq6bbmJ.jpg

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 05:22 AM

http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content.../religion2.jpg

http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content.../religion3.jpg

http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content.../religion6.jpg

http://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content...religion10.jpg

The Batlord 01-29-2017 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy P. (Post 1800749)

There is avatar potential all over that.

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1800768)
There is avatar potential all over that.

Honestly if I saw a Jesus head floating in the sky, I'd take some more drugs and keep staring. The weirdness of it just makes you look at it more.

grindy 01-29-2017 08:30 AM

Space Jesus!

The Batlord 01-29-2017 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1800770)
Space Jesus!

One of my best. Might come back to it someday.

grindy 01-29-2017 08:51 AM

I still weep over its demise.
**** all your other avatars.

The Batlord 01-29-2017 08:55 AM

Bilbo smoking a pipe makes me feel distinguished though.

Trollheart 01-29-2017 09:26 AM

That Rapture one is just wrong on so many levels! They dress as animals and have dummies for children?

http://www.ericpazdziora.com/wp-cont...0/4_Killer.jpg
http://quirkyberkeley.com/wp-content...f5f123003f.jpg
http://bizarrerecords.com/wordpress/...dfordHandi.jpg
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-co...christian7.jpg
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-co...hristian15.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oQbTnc7Sc4..._1706224_n.jpg

grindy 01-29-2017 09:30 AM

The mixture of Christians and puppets is some of the creepiest **** ever.
I also remember reading about some preaching puppeteer who got arrested for planning to literally kill and eat babies.

Trollheart 01-29-2017 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1800789)
The mixture of Christians and puppets is some of the creepiest **** ever.
I also remember reading about some preaching puppeteer who got arrested for planning to literally kill and eat babies.

I honestly don't get it: what's the connection? It is damn skincreepingly weird though. Urgh.

The Batlord 01-29-2017 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1800792)
I honestly don't get it: what's the connection? It is damn skincreepingly weird though. Urgh.

They're trying to appeal to children?

Trollheart 01-29-2017 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1800794)
They're trying to appeal to children?

Or trying to start a new super-race of puppets? You decide.

Honestly, if you're trying to appeal to children, teddy bears, kittens and puppies are the way to go. Most kids would be **** scared of those ****ing dummies. And the puppets too.

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 10:37 AM

http://cdn1.relevantmediagroup.com/s...19.33%20AM.png

http://cdn1.relevantmediagroup.com/s...?itok=-Q-2CroU

http://cdn1.relevantmediagroup.com/s...?itok=WamhS7px

Trollheart 01-29-2017 11:42 AM

I don't think much of his audience: a pig, a deaf old lady and what looks like a whale! :laughing:

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Farewell (Post 1788395)

The beard on the son is a total neckbeard.

Tristan_Geoff 01-29-2017 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sammy P. (Post 1800915)
The beard on the son is a total neckbeard.

Those are quite popular among christian circles.

Sammy P. 01-29-2017 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1800917)
Those are quite popular among christian circles.

Maybe it's how you get in. If you have a neckbeard it's like a multi-pass.


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