What are the most boring music genres ever created?

Chiomara · 06-20-2017, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

That's a good question. It might still be Wonderwall, but I think it's been replaced by general campfire singalong stupidity (seriously, just because it's an acoustic guitar it doesn't mean that you can only tepidly strum it). Also, I play like Robbie Basho's drunk nephew, but at a party I'd probably be inclined to play something a little punkier.

That sounds about right.

Oh, and the worst is when they decide to play AT you while making intense eye contact, as if to challenge (or seduce..?) you. It's like being held hostage. I imagine these days they mainly play Mumford & Sons songs or something of that sort.

**Frownland** · 06-20-2017, 11:18 AM

Guys try to seduce me with their guitars all the time. It rarely works.

The Batlord · 06-20-2017, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Guys try to seduce me with their guitars all the time. It rarely works.

Keep your tits in your shirt. It's a wannabe guitarist not Putin.

Chiomara · 06-20-2017, 11:24 AM

At least you all don't have to endure butchered versions of "Jolene" solely because you happen to have red hair and made accidental eye contact with someone holding a guitar.

**Frownland** · 06-20-2017, 11:26 AM

I suppose Cake's Moustache Man is a bit of a step up from that.

The Batlord · 06-20-2017, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

At least you all don't have to endure butchered versions of "Jolene" solely because you happen to have red hair and made accidental eye contact with someone holding a guitar.

Is that supposed to be romantic? It's a song about a guy cheating.

The Batlord · 06-20-2017, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I guess I can go **** myself because that band is so overrated it's ridiculous

Eat dirty cock.

Chiomara · 06-20-2017, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Is that supposed to be romantic? It's a song about a guy cheating.

Exactly. I'd prefer something like this, I think. It would be much more flattering.

Zer0 · 06-20-2017, 12:29 PM

I have to go with post-grunge. Bands like Creed, Staind and 3 Doors Down are so mind-numbingly boring that I'd rather watch my toenails grow.

Zer0 · 06-20-2017, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Indie is indeed boring assuming you're separating it from alternative in general. I'm not nearly enough of a bland, overly-sensitive twat for that ****.

Black Flag, Minor Threat and Husker Du are pretty awesome indie bands.

06-20-2017, 11:18 AM	#32 (permalink)
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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	At least you all don't have to endure butchered versions of "Jolene" solely because you happen to have red hair and made accidental eye contact with someone holding a guitar.