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Old 12-17-2014, 12:19 AM   #27431 (permalink)
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I started laughing at this in the break room at work and this is the conversation that ensued:

"What are you laughing at?"

"A dick joke. That's literally all."
Something about "break rooms" make me laugh hysterically. Maybe because I worked at a job where this couple named John and Janice banged in the break room everyday.
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:10 AM   #27432 (permalink)
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My daughter sent me this link:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/A3GbXgA...VWAzoR019WUZjH

So, I sent her this:

Spoiler for Slug Shred:


I think I just won Dad of the year.
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:26 AM   #27433 (permalink)
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pretty sure this dude is my cousin
You look like someone I once knew.

Except many years younger and a lot less creepy.
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Old 12-17-2014, 06:21 PM   #27434 (permalink)
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i feel like you have said the same **** to me before. or maybe it was someone else. or maybe deja-vu.

a little surprised at the less creepy part since i keep getting random remarks from people i know irl that i seem like the michael myers type. i think it might be more in my mannerisms. i also seem to get followed around in stores despite being white. i went into walmart the other day looking for a frying pan and i was just standing there trying to do the math on what the best one was to get, and walmart spies kept popping up all over the place. some of them even had earpieces. it was pretty funny but kind of weird as well.
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Old 12-17-2014, 06:23 PM   #27435 (permalink)
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i feel like you have said the same **** to me before. or maybe it was someone else. or maybe deja-vu.

a little surprised at the less creepy part since i keep getting random remarks from people i know irl that i seem like the michael myers type. i think it might be more in my mannerisms. i also seem to get followed around in stores despite being white. i went into walmart the other day looking for a frying pan and i was just standing there trying to do the math on what the best one was to get, and walmart spies kept popping up all over the place. some of them even had earpieces. it was pretty funny but kind of weird as well.
Seriously, if I work at ****ing Walmart, feel free to steal whatever you want, cause I won't give a ****. If you need help getting a TV into your car, I might even give you a hand.
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Old 12-17-2014, 06:31 PM   #27436 (permalink)
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you'd get fired real quick though. these people need their jobs. there really isn't **** else around here, especially for women.
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:38 PM   #27437 (permalink)
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I didn't realize that was you. Maybe I'm just remembering the picture of the van much differently, or it's the fake mustache that's throwing me off.
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:39 PM   #27438 (permalink)
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My daughter sent me this link:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/A3GbXgA...VWAzoR019WUZjH

So, I sent her this:

Spoiler for Slug Shred:


I think I just won Dad of the year.
Let's give this motherfucker a round of applause.

I play jazz on my dad's guitars so they have a taste of variety in their life. I would never play your guitars unless you said it was okay, Plankton.
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:46 PM   #27439 (permalink)
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I didn't realize that was you. Maybe I'm just remembering the picture of the van much differently, or it's the fake mustache that's throwing me off.
maybe... plus the van pic was a couple years ago back in florida.. plus in that pic did my best to make my hair and face look like jwb
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Old 12-17-2014, 10:31 PM   #27440 (permalink)
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i also seem to get followed around in stores despite being white. i went into walmart the other day looking for a frying pan and i was just standing there trying to do the math on what the best one was to get, and walmart spies kept popping up all over the place. some of them even had earpieces. it was pretty funny but kind of weird as well.
I get this all the time dude it's a ****ty feeling. I've been desperate and stolen before but I work now. I try and be more honorable than someone who steals what they could pay for but that doesn't appear to read with employees whenever I'm shopping.
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