You like dogs, right?

I knew I'd regret posting that.

If any dogs were to be involved they'd be there strictly for decoration (three white borzois would suffice, I think)

This is why you are not a performance artist. Smear yourself with peanut butter and challenge yourself.

The whole dogs & peanut butter thing is so passé. It doesn't hold a candle to my main routine (during which a gold-painted man dressed like Pyramaidhead pours a vat of blackstrap molasses and hot candle wax over my head while I try to wrangle four angry screeching cassowaries and evade the wasps circling overhead. I haven't figured out what the ideal musical accompaniment would be though. Maybe a recording of several tornado sirens and/or farm machinery slowed 600%?)

You're thinking too hard. Pick a fight with a honey badger dressed as a Mexican masked wrestler, record it, and then play it backwards to look like you fought it off.

That'll be Act II of course.

Butter is where it's at.

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Leafy greens >>>>

Oo what are you going to cook with them?

I pretty much sustain myself on simple three ingredient stir frys over brown rice. Tonight I have kale, onion, and mushrooms sautéed in coconut oil.