And by "strategically" I mean wrap yourself like a mummy while exposing your naughty bits.

Well of course; how else are you supposed to dress when you meet your family at Cracker Barrel during the holidays??

For some, wearing the above while being wheeled in on a gilded platform by nude and oiled homosexuals while perched atop a working Sybian hooked up to a car battery would be too much, but I say go for it.

Wait wait wait. Not homosexuals. Eunuchs.

If you want to offend people in 2018, make it a group genderfluid jihad apologists.

Okay, so, jihad apologist eunuchs then? They'll work great for the 3-hour long nude Butoh dance performance (which ALL the Cracker Barrel patrons would love)

Sometimes you set the scene too well.

I'm definitely gonna hire him if I ever become a full-time performance artist.