Welcome back, Chio!

Thanks y'all <3

Oh I see. Well I can certainly relate. (I've long given up on ever becoming a serious writer because everything I write ultimately devolves into directionless stories about rat/raccoon/possum/cat adventurers that an orphan who lives in a dumpster behind Whataburger might conjure up)

Anyway uhhhh no dreams to report on today. The other day I dreamed about a teenage boy trapping me in this weird brutalist style townhouse (when I'm mayor, everyone I dislike is gonna have to live in brutalist labyrinths filled with wasps) with 8 floors and trying to murder me though.

You have weird dreams.

You should let a Neuroscientist check out that brain of yours.

Omg, I for one would love to read your stories.

Fell asleep unexpectedly and dreamed that I woke in my bed during an early morning thunderstorm. I walked into the living room; there was an ancient episode of All My Children (or something else involving Susan Lucci crying) quietly playing on TV. I then heard a bunch of racket coming from inside of the chimney a few feet away. It continued for a good while, so I eventually grabbed the mop from the garage and began poking it up into the chimney until whatever was in there fell out. And then out fell Billy Joel. He was out of breath and kept talking about needing to atone for his sins. I scolded him for "hiding in the chimney AGAIN" (so I suppose this was a regular occurrence) and told him that he could live in the attic if the house spirits permitted it. Anyway I hate my brain! The end

Noooo they're indulgent garbage (though if they ever become more coherent then I'll let you know)

Indulgent garbage is the best garbage.

I always liked the idea of bestiaries, but I don't know if it's possible to actually buy prints of stuff like this. I think I would find it interesting, if this is something that really exists for real, and not just in pop cultural myths.

Welcome back Chio. Missed your dreams, coolest dreams on MB.

I dreamt that I saw my mom reading through my posts on MB. I got so embarrassed I deleted my account.