Embarrassing Things That You Do (albums, American, cover, quote)

explosions-in-my-pants · 04-08-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I also failed to mention that I have the smallest bladder in the entire world, I quite literally take a piss every half hour. If I am at a bar drinking beer none of my friends will sit beside me because I have to get up to piss so often.

When I drink Whiskey I have a tendancy to piss everywhere but the bathroom, one time my wife caught me holding my hand in the shape of a circle and when she asked what I was doing I looked at her like she was stupid and said " I'm pissing into a cup "

haha.. i've never done that before... but when i read this i couldn't help but laugh.. haha now i'm wide awake again..

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Originally Posted by rudgrljungalist

I'd say the worst for me is I laugh at the wrong things. My sense of humour is pretty twisted. For example, I was at a friends' and she was changing the water in her fish tank. When she went to transfer the fish to the clean tank, it flipped out, landing on the floor. Before she could see it to pick it up, she stepped on it, squashing it DEAD. I had to cover my mouth and leave the room, because I couldn't help bursting into laughter. Ironically, her son and I bought it as a gift for her about 2 weeks b4 it happened. Oh, and continuing with the theme, I thoroughly enjoy disturbing scenes in movies. (ex: The Cell -intestine scene; American Psycho -sex w coathanger scene) Anyone share my neuroses???? (lol)

I'm like that.. the sad thing is when friends need me like after they've lost someone.. if they cry infront of me i get nervous and want to joke around.. and i know its not right so they i need to laugh and still its wrong.. but i can't help it... i'm not sure if i'm evil or just really nervous.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I make lame jokes and laugh way too hard at them!

I also do this.. when i make a joke and i laugh depending on how funny i thought i was i don't notice till afterwords if anyone else is laughing or not.

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Originally Posted by jibber

random obsessive compulsive things, if i'm sitting at a restaurant with friends, i'll spin my coffee cup incessantly until i get it refilled, or i'll rip up my napkin into tiny little bits. also, if it's been a while since i've been skiing, when im walking around i'll randomly jump up and rebound off of walls, rails, anything solid and vertical really, apparently it's wierd to do that....

non of them seem obsessive compulsive disorder type things..

after getting on the computer i'll open up msn then close it to the bottem of the page.. as people do.. but then five minutes later i'll do this again.. and i'll do this at least 5 times.. and take maybe a one hour break from doing it.

when i'm in a bath room.. before i go to pee i'll look in the shower to see if theres anything/anyone there.. i think maybe some tried scaring me like that as child.. now i have a fear in the back of my mind.

I can't pee in Hospitals when i need to for like test's and whatever..

I can't pee in any pubic places... it might happen every blue moon, but there's more of a chance i'll pee in the woods before a dirty public bathroom.

when i go to sleep at night the first 3 times my screen saver comes on i'll hit the mouse so it goes off.. the dark creeps me out so i do this till i know i'll fall to sleep as soon as i do it the last time.

rudgrljungalist · 04-05-2006, 02:45 AM

Others are: sometimes using the clean ashtray gives me anxiety, escalators scare me, worms FREAK me out, (but not snakes...) And my friend & I waxed our arms when I was 17, and I still remove the hair. Oh right, I recently went through alopecia, and I have literally 3+ft. of hair (hows that 4 irony...) I like others like to be able to control what (if any) of my food touches -FYI Dixie paper plates with dividers. Everyone has their neurotic tendencies. I wouldn't call that OCD, save that term for the real crazies...(kidding har,har).

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-05-2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by rudgrljungalist

And my friend & I waxed our arms when I was 17, and I still remove the hair. Oh right, I recently went through alopecia, and I have literally 3+ft. of hair

~~Don~~ · 04-05-2006, 03:16 AM

I secretly love boo boo, but no one believes me

DarkMortar · 04-06-2006, 12:34 AM

1. i wear a blanket a lot
2. i constantly get up to hear different places of bass respone from subwoofers
3. i bite my nails and fingers

Mama Booze · 04-06-2006, 06:37 AM

yee, I bite my fingers too, DM. They start to hurt after a while, aye? :/

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Originally Posted by DarkMortar

1. i wear a blanket a lot

Like...as a cape? Are you superman?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-07-2006, 03:54 PM

I make lame jokes and laugh way too hard at them.

But to be really honest I have no shame so it could be anything. I don't get embarrassed, I embarrass other people around me!

Music Is Pwnage · 04-07-2006, 06:40 PM

you don't know lame jokes till you see my comic series.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-07-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Music Is Pwnage

you don't know lame jokes till you see my comic series.

Seriously, I have the stupidest comebacks and jokes ever....we will have to agree to disagree on this one...

Music Is Pwnage · 04-17-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Seriously, I have the stupidest comebacks and jokes ever....we will have to agree to disagree on this one...

Yeah, well you're a big blue bus!!!

04-05-2006, 02:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
rudgrljungalist Purple monkey dishwasher Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, On, Canada Posts: 95	Others are: sometimes using the clean ashtray gives me anxiety, escalators scare me, worms FREAK me out, (but not snakes...) And my friend & I waxed our arms when I was 17, and I still remove the hair. Oh right, I recently went through alopecia, and I have literally 3+ft. of hair (hows that 4 irony...) I like others like to be able to control what (if any) of my food touches -FYI Dixie paper plates with dividers. Everyone has their neurotic tendencies. I wouldn't call that OCD, save that term for the real crazies...(kidding har,har). __________________ Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

04-06-2006, 12:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
DarkMortar Groupie Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 20	1. i wear a blanket a lot 2. i constantly get up to hear different places of bass respone from subwoofers 3. i bite my nails and fingers __________________ teh coolest!

04-07-2006, 03:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	I make lame jokes and laugh way too hard at them. But to be really honest I have no shame so it could be anything. I don't get embarrassed, I embarrass other people around me! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

04-05-2006, 03:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
~~Don~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 558	I secretly love boo boo, but no one believes me

04-07-2006, 06:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Music Is Pwnage Follower of The FSM!!!!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nowhere you've heard of Posts: 287	you don't know lame jokes till you see my comic series.