DontRunMeOver

I expect that Moses did this too at one point, in an attempt to supercool it for improved performance.

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tdoc210

ehhh not when the toilet seat inhibits ur balls from entering in the deginated ball drop area and ur **** pisse on the toulet saet and voilla piss on ur nuts (CHURCH toilets go to hell) public toilets have appropriate ball dropage areas

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

mosesandtherubberducky

That made me giggle. But no I hate the fucking things. My battery ran out of charge cycles in less than a year.


I pick my nose.

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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

adidasss

i also get a bit carried away when i listen to some really bitchin music whilst going through town....i may or may not start to actually dance to it.......i can't help it!!

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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle.

Last.fm

Crowe

Well, to define it a little more. I would have to be in a bad mood to go off as bad as I did. I know immediately after I flip out that I am wrong and apologize. Reading it is probably bad, but my friends just kinda laugh. I do not stay angry for long. I usually have to be in a bad mood to YELL at someone. Normally if I get angry, noone can tell. That was one of my more extreme moments. My friends don't care though - and it takes a LOT to make me angry - so in order to have a bad day, a lot of events have to occur perfectly in order for it to turn bad. I'm a happy person.

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Laces Out Dan!

I Listen to G-Unit on occasion

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Music Is Pwnage

I cause the destruction of bobby pins.

Music Is Pwnage

i should continue now that im remembering more.


I rip my skin off and eat it. unintentionally. Then I start bleeding and I'm like F*CK I ATE MY SKIN AGAIN!!!! it's a big problem and nobody knows about it except you guys.

I started yelling at some black kid for no reason and then walked away. 5 minutes later i was like "why the hell was i yelling at him? and what did i even say? why can't i remember!!" i guess im subconciously racist.

My mind can think about 4 things at once, it's usually 3 but then i start noticing im thinking about 3 things at once and then i start thinking about it and it becomes a fourth. it's really annoying.

I never use my cell phone for the right reason.

Sometimes I just don't feel like doing the right thing. Afterwards I regret it.

I NEVER do homework. I'm pretty much ****ed and I'm scared of my future. I just can't do it. Pure impossible for me. (See the 4 thing mind thinker thingy)

I despise crayon boxes.

I have an extreme bizarre sense of humor. Mostly non-sequitur. I even make my own comic series of non-sequitur jokes.

When I bring a drink or ice cream to my room, I never put the glass/bowl back in the kitchen. I let it sit in my room.

I talk to a toy dragon that I got from Jack In The Box.

i HATE Jack In The Box.

I once won one of those claw-toy-grabbing things, but for some reason I get depressed whenever I remember that.

I like reading about insane psychos killing people, but it disgusts me seeing it acted out by people.

I piss off my dog.

I get unnecessarliy happy when AFI gets involved with anything.

I laughed when the news announced that someone was being executed.

I WATCH CARTOON NETWORK.

I start yelling like an idiot when someone brings up Kidz Bop.

rudgrljungalist

I'd say the worst for me is I laugh at the wrong things. My sense of humour is pretty twisted. For example, I was at a friends' and she was changing the water in her fish tank. When she went to transfer the fish to the clean tank, it flipped out, landing on the floor. Before she could see it to pick it up, she stepped on it, squashing it DEAD. I had to cover my mouth and leave the room, because I couldn't help bursting into laughter. Ironically, her son and I bought it as a gift for her about 2 weeks b4 it happened. Oh, and continuing with the theme, I thoroughly enjoy disturbing scenes in movies. (ex: The Cell -intestine scene; American Psycho -sex w coathanger scene) Anyone share my neuroses???? (lol)

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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

MURDER JUNKIE

I also failed to mention that I have the smallest bladder in the entire world, I quite literally take a piss every half hour. If I am at a bar drinking beer none of my friends will sit beside me because I have to get up to piss so often.

When I drink Whiskey I have a tendancy to piss everywhere but the bathroom, one time my wife caught me holding my hand in the shape of a circle and when she asked what I was doing I looked at her like she was stupid and said " I'm pissing into a cup "