Embarrassing Things That You Do (dance, albums, American, member)

adidasss · 04-04-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

I don't wank when I'm bored. I take stuff apart and try to put it back together. Right now I'm working on taking my mini apart because I want the battery and hard drive in it. I wank when there is nothing to do.

so you preffer taking stuff apart to masturbating??

Crowe · 04-04-2006, 02:28 AM

Haha, oh man. Great thread. Er, lets see.

I hate tomatoes, yet I eat ketchup on everything.

I share pretty well except when it comes to Diet Coke. My girlfriend has to beg me for one... and even then I get a little angry.

I have a remarkable ability to know exactly where everything is if my living space is messy. If it is clean. I tend to get creeped out a little.

I can improvise Shakespeare. (this is because I'm an actor and have read it time and time again... also a little gloating here)

When my ears itch inside... I use a pencap to get out the earwax... furthermore I put the earwax in a little pile until I am finished. I don't know why. I also do this with the hair that falls out of my scalp during class.

I'm a closet nerd.

If I don't know something, it bothers me and I will go out and research it until I could hold my own in a conversation about it. Wikipedia is always where I start.

My memory is not something to be desired. If I am not concentrating I will not remember something that happened a minute ago. When I lived at home my mom would tell me to go upstairs and do something and I'd go upstairs, forget what I was doing, and do something else. This pissed my old mum off quite a bit. I do not remember extraneous conversation points. I do remember everything I read, I learn languages quickly, but use this power for evil.

My mind is constantly in the gutter.

I read quickly. So when I read out loud - I read faster than I talk and when I get lost I swear accidently... this has gotten me in trouble in school and at a wedding.

I say horrible things jokingly (think dead baby jokes) and then think about what I said for an inappropriate amount of time.

I do funny things to my girlfriend during intimate moments, because I know she can't stay mad at me for long. That's another thread, though.

My temper doesn't make sense. Big things that would normally piss someone off do not piss me off. Little things will set me off in a heartbeat. When I get mad I don't yell - I am sarcastic and an as-hole. It worries me because I don't know what makes me mad and what doesn't - so when I do get mad, it surprises me, too. IE: A friend was in my car once and was talking during one of my favorite songs. I am like, hold on let me listen to this song real quick... she does so but we pass someone we know and she goes, HEY LOOK IT'S SARAH during the chorus of the song, and I go "F-CK WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" - I apologized for 20 minutes after that. I'm not violent though.

I don't know... tons more like everyone else... just little things I guess.

adidasss · 04-04-2006, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Crowe

My temper doesn't make sense. Big things that would normally piss someone off do not piss me off. Little things will set me off in a heartbeat. When I get mad I don't yell - I am sarcastic and an as-hole. It worries me because I don't know what makes me mad and what doesn't - so when I do get mad, it surprises me, too. IE: A friend was in my car once and was talking during one of my favorite songs. I am like, hold on let me listen to this song real quick... she does so but we pass someone we know and she goes, HEY LOOK IT'S SARAH during the chorus of the song, and I go "F-CK WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" - I apologized for 20 minutes after that. I'm not violent though.

so what you're saying is that you're an asshole? if you did that to me, it would definetly end our friendship and i might even slug you just for the fuck of it....

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 04-04-2006, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

There is a certain amount of mechanics to this practice, the balls need to be temporarily relocated. I am 32, I need to move 'em just to keep 'em out of the water

thats twice.....you fool.

hmm....embarassing things......

i play with my hair when im bored...because i always need something to do with my hands. other than that....i cant think of anything right now.

DontRunMeOver · 04-04-2006, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Crowe

My temper doesn't make sense. Big things that would normally piss someone off do not piss me off. Little things will set me off in a heartbeat. When I get mad I don't yell - I am sarcastic and an as-hole. It worries me because I don't know what makes me mad and what doesn't - so when I do get mad, it surprises me, too. IE: A friend was in my car once and was talking during one of my favorite songs. I am like, hold on let me listen to this song real quick... she does so but we pass someone we know and she goes, HEY LOOK IT'S SARAH during the chorus of the song, and I go "F-CK WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" - I apologized for 20 minutes after that. I'm not violent though.

He's the quiet type. Keeps himself to himself. Is polite to the neighbours and always takes the trash out on time. Everybody will be surprised the day that the police show up at his door and start digging in the back garden...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-04-2006, 12:51 PM

I put my I Pod in the fridge a couple of weeks ago

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 04-04-2006, 12:59 PM

what the hell?

dare i ask why? or under what circumstances?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-04-2006, 01:04 PM

i have no idea

right-track · 04-04-2006, 01:09 PM

Sleep depravation, perhaps.
Those kind of things, I did all the time when the kids were babies.
Milk in the cupboard, coffee in the fridge, shaving gell in my hair etc...

mosesandtherubberducky · 04-04-2006, 01:16 PM

I took my iPod apart at 5 in the morning today. And I put it back together and it works fine

04-04-2006, 02:28 AM	#52 (permalink)
Crowe Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 699	Haha, oh man. Great thread. Er, lets see. I hate tomatoes, yet I eat ketchup on everything. I share pretty well except when it comes to Diet Coke. My girlfriend has to beg me for one... and even then I get a little angry. I have a remarkable ability to know exactly where everything is if my living space is messy. If it is clean. I tend to get creeped out a little. I can improvise Shakespeare. (this is because I'm an actor and have read it time and time again... also a little gloating here) When my ears itch inside... I use a pencap to get out the earwax... furthermore I put the earwax in a little pile until I am finished. I don't know why. I also do this with the hair that falls out of my scalp during class. I'm a closet nerd. If I don't know something, it bothers me and I will go out and research it until I could hold my own in a conversation about it. Wikipedia is always where I start. My memory is not something to be desired. If I am not concentrating I will not remember something that happened a minute ago. When I lived at home my mom would tell me to go upstairs and do something and I'd go upstairs, forget what I was doing, and do something else. This pissed my old mum off quite a bit. I do not remember extraneous conversation points. I do remember everything I read, I learn languages quickly, but use this power for evil. My mind is constantly in the gutter. I read quickly. So when I read out loud - I read faster than I talk and when I get lost I swear accidently... this has gotten me in trouble in school and at a wedding. I say horrible things jokingly (think dead baby jokes) and then think about what I said for an inappropriate amount of time. I do funny things to my girlfriend during intimate moments, because I know she can't stay mad at me for long. That's another thread, though. My temper doesn't make sense. Big things that would normally piss someone off do not piss me off. Little things will set me off in a heartbeat. When I get mad I don't yell - I am sarcastic and an as-hole. It worries me because I don't know what makes me mad and what doesn't - so when I do get mad, it surprises me, too. IE: A friend was in my car once and was talking during one of my favorite songs. I am like, hold on let me listen to this song real quick... she does so but we pass someone we know and she goes, HEY LOOK IT'S SARAH during the chorus of the song, and I go "F-CK WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" - I apologized for 20 minutes after that. I'm not violent though. I don't know... tons more like everyone else... just little things I guess. __________________

04-04-2006, 12:51 PM	#56 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I put my I Pod in the fridge a couple of weeks ago __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-04-2006, 01:04 PM	#58 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	i have no idea __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-04-2006, 01:16 PM	#60 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	I took my iPod apart at 5 in the morning today. And I put it back together and it works fine __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

04-04-2006, 01:09 PM	#59 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Sleep depravation, perhaps. Those kind of things, I did all the time when the kids were babies. Milk in the cupboard, coffee in the fridge, shaving gell in my hair etc...