They both float? Both are carbon based? People frown upon those who initiate sexual relations with either? Edgar Allen Poe liked them both? Both are flammable? Neither speaks fluent English?

Is it anything to do with writing or flying?

If a man tells you that everything he says is a lie, is he lieing or telling the truth?

lieing

What kind of toes have eyes?

pota-toes?

You genius!

Haha that was a total joke answer, is it actually right?

Of course.

I can't think of a riddle, can someone else go please?

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