Remeber wear a g-string or no underwear at all.

^ no i ahte that i dont wanna see nasty girls cracks all day long for ****s sake its called a belt

Lmao ^^^^

I have a similar problem.
Well I don't crush on people that often.
But when I do, that person doesn't seem to like me back either.
And guys that like me or ask me out...I never like.

dudes im way to shy in real life lol
to even ask someone so it doesnt matter
not that i find many people suitable

I am really shy aswell.
I have those awkward moments.

lolo akward indeed
though im not shy when angry
ive been arrested for threrats and vilence i guess like 3 times
not like thats cool
just get po'd
but when it comes to people especially girls i might as well not even have a voice box

hah, that's cute.
well minus the cops part.
I recently talked to someone I liked.
I have never been so red in my whole life.
It's very embrassing.

I think this guy is ***, here me out:

First, he thinks that dating is a total waste of time, and girls shouldn't have time wasted on them.
Next he agrees with the sentiment that he doesn't want to see a hot chicks ass.

I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, MB is a very accepting place.

Ensemble,

Here is some advice. Read carefully because I will type this only once:

Start a band, get a job with power of life and death, become highly educated.... You need power, and you need to project the image of one that has an almost otherwordly constitution. This can be attained by becoming a leading exponent in whichever field you choose to pursue.

Get up on stage, play some music, tell everyone to **** off - men will buy you flowers, and show you off, and plant their seed inside you.

Become a surgeon - save a man's mother and he will fall in love with you. He will probably want to have sex with your bum, too.

Become extremely violent in your pursuit of power. It seems to pay dividends.

Get a job with control over the fate of hundreds/thousands of other's careers. The opportunity for blackmail/bribery is colossal.

you see the thread here?

do not listen to people that tell you that this advice is shallow and will lead to emotional and spiritual desolation.

they are almost certainly ugly and poor and crap at everything.

come see me when you are done and I will teach upon you some secret techniques

what, you want an applause or something?

lcs, fair enough, but ensembles only a little lass, not quite at the career-grabbing age yet. i dunno. when yer young, you notice people cause of the way they look. makes sense i guess..

Does anybody agree that this is one of the best noobs in months?I wish he posted more because he's absolutely classic in most threads

I'm not ugly, (from what I hear) and I like a guy from my youth group.
Most of you peoples' advice didn't make sense to me (or was lame or sick).
And it's wierd that people on here I've never heard of know I used to like Evanescence.
Keep it comming.
:D :D :D

Post a picture and we'll be the judge as to whether or not you are ugly.

If you don't like table dances, just get up on the pulpit in church...

agreed. also, id hit it.

r u a guy or chick

hey screw it i cant b botherd sayin wat i was gunna say but finally another aussie

Hear's my pic it's my only one and I look like ****.

uhg i hate it ^

And I posted that despite my tremendous fear of internet perves and if I don't show up on this site again it's because I've been raped and murdered by an MBer.

Haha ...your more likely to break your neck, if you don't tie those laces up properly.

*sounds like a parent... again* :(

there we go

You might get laid if you stopped looking like you'd had a bad day and then been slapped by a trout.









Smiling, standing up straight and, oh I dunno, wearing clothes designed for your figure would be a start.

that's a little harsh aimed at a young girl who has this signiture:

you bugger, you!

Oh this is hilarious :laughing:

Soooo......uhhh.......where do you live again?

1. Get advice on how to dress from somebody who is older and cooler than you and who will be able to take you clothes shopping.
2. For god's sake STAND UP STRAIGHT. Kurt Cobain was the only person who ever made bad posture seem sexy... and he was a guy!

don't listen to the old people

they're trying to punish you for their speedily receding hairlines

lmao

Don't listen to him. He's a lesbian and a criminal.

Point is be cool and trendy when you're young, before its too late. Being old requires you to be uncool. Its a law.

You are a very pretty girl, however I would recommend not dressing like you are homeless. Try to wear something that shows your curves

ha!

these cripples don't know what cool is anymore. taking their advice would be tantamount to suicide.

they'd have you wearing leg-warmers and a fluero-suit.

take my advice:

don't take their advice.

Ensemble...not taking someone's advice, is in fact good advice.
Much like the advice Lesbo gave you...unless of course you take it literally and not take his advice, in which case you won't be taking anyones advice, whatsoever. Which is my advice... :confused:

and so, in summary: do as you please, so long as it has never been suggested to you.

That's terrible advice! I told her to stand up straight, how is that bad advice? You look better and greatly reduce the chances of suffering from any number of back problems in the following years.

Also, not accepting advice when you've started a thread for which the topic was:

"Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice?"

Is a bit rude.

Obviously, she can ignore all of the female advice. But the male advice, she HAS to listen to now that she's asked for it.

Although that ^ is pretty good advice.

Now that he's suggested it, don't do it. Or rather, do. Or rather, live in a quasi-continuum of floating contradictions forever and never get around to doing any of the things anybody suggested nor even speaking to a boy again nor even leaving the house for fear of old people running at you with suggestions.

(Whatever it is that Right-Track is about to suggest. Do the opposite.)

That's nothing...I told her to tie her laces to avoid breaking her neck.
And rude or not. By saying don't take anyones advice, is in fact advice.

And it is possible to be old and cool. :bringit:

In theory.

Listen to DRMO.