Wait, wait, wait... how could she listen to me anyway? I don't have a microphone here!

:D Worked like dream.
*points at sig*

No problems. That is a pretty neat sig.

Like a bear lured into a trap, I was.

:rofl:


Try acting like a normal human being, get some botox, and get some bank. Then guys'll be sweating you all the time.

Botox?????!!!!!! Are you kidding????? I'm SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!

i've never heard this expression before.

ironically, the botulinum A neurotoxin acutally blocks acetycholine ( the chemical responsible for sweat gland stimulation). so there's no way that guys would be able to literally 'sweat you'.

i think Johnny nneds to get some botox in his tongue, or fingers, as the case may be ;-/

You tell it to them, lezzer!

No seriously, rename yourself 'Allura', have a boob job, move to California and meet all of your lovers over the internet. All the cool kids are doing it. I certainly intend to.

(Wait until your 18, of course).

youre alliiiiiiive.!
good.
now stay that way.

Its good to know I was missed.

Apparently, no one got that I was kidding. And Lesbian Crime Spree, the term "sweating" is a slang word that is interchangable with "hitting on" and "flirting".

1. i think everyone did get that you were kidding. i just think that you didn't get that they got that you were kidding.

2. that's disgusting.


<heads to penis botox clinic>

What is bank?

I think it could be a term for cash


those wacky americans, eh...

Well...Gratz on settling it.....

that makes this thread completely pointless

I bet your mum's a fox.

I'm going to channel "Wall Street" here and say this:

People who love you for who you are? A man who sees beyond your clothes and hair, please sister, if men had x-ray vision we'd be looking past everyones manner of dress.

There is nothing out there that is honest and true left, all there is, is a "you" that has needs that must be met and a "them" that can meet those needs. You get a trophy arm peice that knows how to present himself to your parents and to your friends, someone who knows how to throwdown between the sheets, and someone who knows that time apart is a good thing.

Some mouse in his castle in Florida would have us all believe that our "one true destiny is out there, and I've just gotta find her/him" well guess what, its a ****ing lie to sell copies of alladin, don't kid yourself "all you need is love" but then never tell ya how to get it. Love and war are the same ****ing thing, you kill and you kill and you kill until you get what you want, and even if you don't at least you've made someone else as miserable as you are. If you can't have it no one will. Thats ****ing love, thats what love is. Moms tell you things because they want to believe that you can achieve the dream but it just isn't there kid, it isn't there. Call me a prick or jaded or both, but the truth is there, and when you lay your head on your pillow at night, you know that im giving it to you strait and raw. Tell everyone im dead wrong, print it, paint it, and write it in the sky, but when you lay down at night, you remember that im dead on, that the world is a cruel place, and tomorrow morning when the birds in the tree sing taps and you get out of bed you get a couple confirmed kills for yourself, and maybe one for me.

Troof ^

Classic Big3.
:clap:

oh my god, this is a typical MB thread
it's golden, anyway
made me laugh for minutes

Ensemble, are you by accident H.I.M's sister? if not, you could start by tryin to get his attention, i bet it'd lead somewhere :D

Didn't know what you meant there, black t.

She means you're a clone of the MBer named H,I,M,. If you're not genetically related you should be shagging him, unless you are already.








On the other hand the babies would be fucking scary.

Please tell me what guy would want to fuck an ugly chick?

Come on, even desperate guys have standards.

H.I.M.?

No they don't.

Yeah, guys really dont like happy girls. They like hot chicks. Its stupid to think guys will like you for you. I did that for the longest time and all I got was losers, the "crazies" of the world. When pea****s go into mating season, the males spread their feathers and dance around and they perform for the females. Its similar with people. When you want someone, you need to somewhat "perform" for them, attract their attention. In short, "beautify" to get their attention. Once you accept the fact you need to change, use makeup, dress better, then you will be happy. You wont be happy if you continue being overlooked and still look homeless. It feels better to look in the mirror with makeup, hair done and some tighter clothes on and go "damn I look good tonight."

Depends how much alcohol has been consumed.

And everybody knows fat/ugly chicks are great in the sack because they`re more grateful for it.

^more cushion for the pushin. Sometimes its a bit much though. I consider myself a perfect weight because I still have shape.....but also substance. lol.

I`ve always liked a chunky girl

No point going with something that looks like it`ll snap in half the moment things get heavy

/\ Agreed. Im wraith-like and the friction of bones on bones hurts like a bastard. I <3 flesh.

What the hell do I have anything to do with H.I.M?

:love: we're perfect for each other

I wouldn't completely agree with that, but I think she's making a good point, which is that:

- For somebody to become interested in you, you need to attract somebody's attention in the first place... whether you want to get to know them better or just have a fling.

Furthermore, I'd like to make two points (to Ensemble and those like her):
- Your clothes are NOT you. If you define yourself by wearing baggy clothes then personally I find it ridiculous. Clothes should be seen as a tool. Its cold, you wear warm clothes. Its wet and muddy, you wear a raincoat and wellies. Your playing sport, you wear sports clothes. And if you want to attract a man's attention and spark his interest in you, you wear sexy clothes. Baggy clothes aren't really any more comfortable than fitted clothes. In fact, they can be quite dangerous if you catch them on things.
- If you intend to wear the same clothes all of your life because that's what you're most comfortable with, then that also is ridiculous. If you have such a narrow comfort zone that you have to cling to a certain style of clothing like a baby clinging to its comfort blanket or teddy then I'd worry that you might end up having a very boring life. Probably one which involves a lot of daytime TV and oven-ready food.

And don't forget to stand up straight. Slouching don't make you cool, fool.

Also, standing up straight, kinda arch your back and it makes your boobs stand out. Another posture tip: Keep your head up(Think "chin up" like Charlottes Web lol). All about acting like you're better than everyone.

I wish all women walked around like that!

On a tangent, does anybody else find it strange when some guys say they like "good-looking women who don't know their good-looking"? To me, a woman who's good-looking but doesn't know it is probably a bit of a retard. If you're good-looking, you probably have been so for a long time and if you haven't realised then you must be an extremely slow learner. I mean, all you need to do is look in the mirror to find out, right?

Well I have friends that are absolutely gorgeous and we tell them they're beautiful but they just dont feel that way. Its a low self esteem issue. They're not particularly retarded, just in denile.

I think what everyone else is getting at is:

walk around naked.

In a club, or ideally a dark alley. Good things will happen.

True. But do tramps get laid? Again, no. So why dress like one? Your clothes don't determine who you are. You don't have confidence if you have to dress a particular way to not feel insecure. Men like confident schladies, not ones that cling to some trouty looking shirt.