Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice?
 

You can start by posting in black. :bringit:

OK, but the dudes I like don't go here so maybe that won't work. :(

you could always table dance.

Make the first move. Wear tight clothes. Wear push up or padded bras (unless your juggs are already massive). Act confident.

dont be pesky.. i hate pesky people. dont try to hard for itll seem pathetic

I will tell you what you can do to make a man like you:

What you can do is

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wrap your umm vag

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For starters, get people's honest opinions on how good looking you are. Either:

1. You're on the same scale, looks wise, as the guys that you like and its just a case of figuring out how to approach and interact with them.

OR

2. The guys you're interested in are much better looking than you and you're onto a lost cause. Most guys will not really consider going out with girls who are significantly less good-looking than they are (when you compare ideas of male and female beauty). Unless the girl is really rich. Or easy.

Find out where you stand in respect to point 1 or 2 first and take it from there, that's what I'd say.

Get your baps out...for them...
Works...
Trust me im Trisha Goddard

From a girls perspective, I've noticed you cant make guys like you. Its either they do or they dont.

But tips if you must:
Wear more revealing/tighter clothes

Talk about ambitions(like college, job, future family)

Maybe talk about past intimate relationships if you have any, but just talk about it like an event, dont rub it in, dont say how good it was or wasnt.

Find out what the guy likes and look it up. If its cars, learn a lil bit about cars, if its sports or music, do the same. Guys like chicks into the same thing they are.

Make some moves. Many guys dont want to push you into anything, so they wont, you need to make the first move, like hold a hand or something.

Like I said, I do not believe you can make anyone like you, if its meant to be, it should be mutual. But give it a try.

just stare at him until he looks over at you then smile, blush, and look down. then wait 2 or 3 seconds and look back at him. i guarantee hell blush and smile back.

just ignore them, and do a table dance. and film it.......then i'll give you my address...

^ Perv

point? >.>

I think we need the nekkid pikz first. I mean, this chick could be ugly for all we know. I want proof of attractivness before I'm willing to go for the table dancing.

My advice is...don't even try!

Just be yourself and you will attract the right people for you.
Why doll yourself up just to attract the wrong kind of guy?

Unless of course you look like a swamp monster with a moose's head, in which case your well fucked anyways.

since when do girls have trouble getting guys? i must be living in an alternate universe or something.

The only advice I can give you is stop being ugly.

sorta where i was gunna get at ^

if a girl is having trouble getting some..there must be something seriously wrong.

I hate when ugly girls try and look pretty. No one wants to see that shit amirite? Go back to the pound.

Don't be ugly, it's the only way.
From experience, girls who are Evanesence fans, are usually ugly. There enlies your problem.

I wouldn't even consider dating an ugly girl because, I am shallow. As are most other guys.

Ugly= Bad

u r rite.

Important to remember that ugly men generally have to date ugly women and vice-versa. If you're ugly (the general 'you', not you Alex, there's not much point in going after good-looking people because they'll dump yo' ass for a hotter item when the opportunity arises. If you're ugly, accept it, deal with it and learn to find other ugly people attractive.

Failing that, go after good-looking types, fail to get laid, end up lonely and childless and let your ugly chromosomes die with you. The gene pool will thank you!

I'll take 'em all, I just dig bitches!!!
Fat,Skinny,Ugly,Hot.............If they want to have sex with me then it is only fair that I oblige. You may even get referral sex out of it.

This is during my single days of course................................damn that was fun

But MJ, there's so many hot women around and so little time, you should have learned to prioritise. Ugly women have to go to the back of the queue and the queue never really moves forward, because the ones at the front are entitled to free refills.

but during the chase of one hottie you may miss 3 average or fatties, henceforth going without during the chase. I am afraid that is unacceptable

Chase? Don't hot women just kind of appear and start talking to you and trying to do other things? That's how it works for me. Leave the fatties alone!!

^ said the only smart thing I've read in this damn thread.

That's only if you can't get chicks. Otherwise it is well worth it.

Simply for this, I know that LCS is an excellent contributer.

shut your mouth and make him a sammich, bitch :laughing:

yeah, sammiches REALLY help. I'd go with that, make him a sammich!!!

i got a sammich for ya, right here ;) hahah jk
kind of

maybe you should try liking one person and just focusing in that one person.
I'm sure guys aren't stupid and can tell when a person is interested in more then one person. It only makes it seem like you like them all and are/is willing to go out with any of them as long as one will give you a chance, and if not you'll move onto the next guy you like.
That type of thing gets guys calling you a slut and whore behind your back.
anyways if you don't want to just think or focus on the one guy, then bring it down to two.
your just coming off as a really disperate and lonely person.

anyways when aroudn these men..and other girls are there.. bring up conversations that make you more noticable with out making it look like your seeking attention.
when your talking in a group and there around every now and then give one of them the eye and slowly look away smiling... in a sexy way.
always act as if you have a normal level of self esteem, and never come off as needie.
even if one of those guys doesn't mind needie, its not something guys want to see at first.

^ hey woman the title of the thread is for guys n00b

and those were mine and my boyfriends opinion.. he of which is a guy. :)

not if he dates you oh thats a pwn that wil get me a 1 day ban

I typically find that creepy, especially when a girl has to try and look sexy.

Quit pretending you can see into a guys mind. Some guys like needy girls, and if they do then her come off being needy would be a good thing.

On a serious note, sam basically hit the nail on the head with act/dress slutty, thats how most guys notice a girl.