Originally Posted by iamjose (Post 1160977)

i think you know the answer...dont play innocent janszoon....lol

Originally Posted by PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe (Post 165435)

i would like to know where hookers came up with his username. and also....why do old threads get bumped sometimes...even when there are no new posts?

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1160987)

I don't know the answer. That's why I asked the question. As I said in my previous post, I have an answer but it doesn't make sense if you think about the phrase for more than a second. If you know the actual answer to the question, please share.

Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad (Post 1161031)

Perhaps it should be phrased: "Good girls eat, bad girls get eaten", though even then it'd still be a shit bumpersticker, if there ever was a good one. Whoever thought that up is probably as clever as a door knob.

Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad (Post 1161031)

Perhaps it should be phrased: "Good girls eat out, bad girls get eaten out".

Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad (Post 1161031)

Perhaps it should be phrased: "Good girls eat, bad girls get eaten", though even then it'd still be a shit bumpersticker, if there ever was a good one. Whoever thought that up is probably as clever as a door knob.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1160938)

I have a question...

There's a car I see frequently near my office that has a bumper sticker that says, "good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten". What the hell does this mean? I assume it's trying to say something along the lines of "bad girls have more fun" by alluding to cunnilingus, but the phrase actually doesn't make much sense when I think about it for more than a second. And the fact that the car belongs to an overweight young woman makes it all the more confusing.

Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 1161346)

I'm thinking it's something like 'good' girls would stay home and not be caught acting like a 'bad' girl slutting around town. Since there's nothing exciting to do at home the good girl just eats and gets fat while the bad girl is giving desert to the guys.

Either way, it's the bumper sticker equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1161357)

That's basically how I interpreted it, but as far as aspiring pithy phrases go it's weak. And for my own amusement, I prefer to interpret it as a statement that good girls are cannibals who feed on bad girls. :laughing: