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09-24-2006, 02:35 PM
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Atchin' Akai
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09-24-2006, 02:56 PM
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how many people would it take to push over the empire state building if it were full of badgers?
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09-24-2006, 03:41 PM
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ashes against the grain
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errmm you couldnt but you could hit it with a duck
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
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09-24-2006, 05:14 PM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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You use the JCB to fill the lorry up with mashed potato, drive the lorry to half a mile away from the empire state building and use the magnetic force between the badgers and mashed potatoes to topple the building. Simple.
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09-24-2006, 05:16 PM
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lateral thinking, i like it.
A friend of mine met bodger at a party in Brighton. According to him, coke is to bodger as mashed potato is to badger.
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09-24-2006, 05:19 PM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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Hmmm, makes sense. I suppose Bodger and Badger was a sort of metaphor for the life of a coke fiend, in which Bodger imagined his lust for the white stuff taking the form of a crazed woodland creature which he was always trying, but failing, to control.. Makes so much more sense now.
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09-24-2006, 05:21 PM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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... a creature with white lines along its nose, no less.
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09-24-2006, 05:24 PM
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so you must have missed the final episode when bodger wrapped a fifty pound note around his penis and buttfucked badger
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09-24-2006, 05:25 PM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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That was real? I thought that was just another one of my dreams, like the one with Maggie Thatcher shooting diamonds out of her foof.
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09-24-2006, 05:27 PM
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oh dear
*mess*
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