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Salami 11-19-2011 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mankycaaant (Post 1121727)
he was also locked outside for two hours earlier, because the dumbass forgot his key.

Haha... My brother's best friend gave him a lemonade bottle which he'd been shaking up for about 15 minutes before.... he's taking his first shower now for about a week.

Janszoon 11-19-2011 11:40 AM

Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... Grrr...

s_k 11-19-2011 01:51 PM

I was driving on the highway last week.
Needed to go in the direction of "Eindhoven".
Some Belgian dude, I suppose he wanted to go to Antwerp (Belgium), had turned around somewhere and was actually driving against traffic, away from eindhoven,
back to the spot where you can choose whether you want to go to Eindhoven or Antwerp.
The guy was standing faced backwards on the exit I had to take, so I was forced to go to Antwerp too. Luckily I know my way around here, so I just took a detour. But even if you don't...
You don't just turn around on the highway. Idiot!

Anyway, this posting would be worthless without pics, so I'm glad to inform you that I have an onboard camera:

Even put in some subtitles for ya :D
The date's a month off. Nevermind that :D

Salami 11-19-2011 02:12 PM

I'm thumbing that up right now.

s_k 11-19-2011 02:31 PM

Haha, thanks :D

Salami 11-20-2011 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1121861)
Haha, thanks :D

Yeah!!! 2000th post! I told you I'd be around! You wanted me to bring wine and fireworks, right?

14232949 11-20-2011 01:06 PM

I like to gaze at myself in the mirror for hours each day.

Sansa Stark 11-20-2011 01:32 PM

I hate chronologies and ******* instructors who make their test windows a weekend period

Salami 11-20-2011 01:40 PM

I am ginger.

Farfisa 11-20-2011 02:33 PM

I wish I could dance like a maniac, so I could dance to Aphex Twin downtown and blow people's minds.

Salami 11-20-2011 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1122095)
I wish I could dance like a maniac, so I could dance to Aphex Twin downtown and blow people's minds.

I tried dancing to Aphex Twin once. I nearly dislocated my leg.

s_k 11-20-2011 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami (Post 1122025)
Yeah!!! 2000th post! I told you I'd be around! You wanted me to bring wine and fireworks, right?

Yes, obviously :D.
Congrats on your 300 postings by the way!

I have another video.
Was driving to a friend today and ran into some dangerously sloooow drivers:


Please take in account that my microphone is really oversensitive so at the end of the video it makes me sound like a serious case of road rage. But as you see I keep my distance and in real life I wasn't shouting at all. Just speaking up.
Just so you know :D

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 10:27 AM

Who cares?!
 
The legal age for sex should be 15. Once you turn 15 you can have sexual relations with anyone above that age.

I also believe incest should be legal.

Throw them rocks!

Phantom Limb 11-21-2011 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122408)
I also believe incest should be legal.

Throw them rocks!

Of course you do, you're from Texas.

Salami 11-21-2011 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1122186)
Yes, obviously :D.
Congrats on your 300 postings by the way!

I have another video.
Was driving to a friend today and ran into some dangerously sloooow drivers:

Man, you've not had a good week on the road!

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122408)
The legal age for sex should be 15. Once you turn 15 you can have sexual relations with anyone above that age.

I also believe incest should be legal. [Shut up, you're giving Texas a bad name]

Throw them rocks!

I had sex when I was 14. I believe in Cambodia that's the age of consent. I can't be bothered checking that up though.

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 12:22 PM

I saw a video of my High School teacher having sex with another man in front of her husband.

I went so mental after seeing that. I got so depressed.

Salami 11-21-2011 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122449)
I saw a video of my High School teacher having sex with another man in front of her husband.

I went so mental after seeing that. I got so depressed.

You could have stopped watching....

Apparently there's a porn star who looks exactly like someone I really respect, which is equally disturbing.

lucifer_sam 11-21-2011 12:43 PM

There's a porn star that looks like a girl I'm trying to date.

It doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Salami 11-21-2011 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 1122456)
There's a porn star that looks like a girl I'm trying to date.

It doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Don't you get that feeling that many other guys have been doing exactly what you're doing with her?

lucifer_sam 11-21-2011 01:38 PM

It seems unfair to discriminate against a willing participant just because her doppelganger enjoys the occasional pearly sheen.

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 1122486)
It seems unfair to discriminate against a willing participant just because her doppelganger enjoys the occasional pearly sheen.

I'm of the opinion that women are inferior to men. Because of this a woman can have sex as much as she pleases but don't expect a ring on your finger.

I might enjoy the occasional whore to bed but the relationship won't go any further than that.

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami (Post 1122453)
You could have stopped watching

I was in shock. I despise her and her husband.

What kind of man watches his wife have sex another man? ****ing weirdos.

Sansa Stark 11-21-2011 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122491)
I'm of the opinion that women are inferior to men. Because of this a woman can have sex as much as she pleases but don't expect a ring on your finger.

I might enjoy the occasional whore to bed but the relationship won't go any further than that.

I've had 21 boyfriends, and three fiancees, which includes rings. Argument invalid.

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1122494)
I've had 21 boyfriends, and three fiancees, which includes rings. Argument invalid.

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/...de041aaa5b.gif

Everyone has their own way of living. I won't judge you for sleeping with 80 different men.

Sansa Stark 11-21-2011 02:54 PM

Not worth the judgement, being a woman and therefore "inferior", eh?

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 1122498)
Not worth the judgement, being a woman and therefore "inferior", eh?

Who are the leaders? Who are the caretakers? Who revolutionizes music? Who are the best musicians, singers? Who invented the iPod?

Sansa Stark 11-21-2011 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122501)
Who are the leaders? Who are the caretakers? Who revolutionizes music? Who are the best musicians, singers? Who invented the iPod?

"Leaders" in what respect? In a patriarchal society, obviously it's going to be males. If you talk in terms of female world leaders, how many countries are progressive about equality...? "Revolutionises music" and "best musicians and singers" are subjective, and really, the iPod is considered a good point of rebuttal? How exactly does this make one gender superior to the other? Women invented Kevlar, computer programming (a woman wrote the first computer programming code, which would pave the way for all other MALES) and a whole bunch of other ****. Who cares? You assume you are in any way inferior to me based on the achievements of those who also have penises. That's like me taking credit for everything a brunette has done. If you really think you're in any way superior to any woman because of a bunch of **** other men have done, you need a ****ing reality check, bro

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 03:16 PM

Women always do what I say and not the other way around. Women want the man to be the superior in the relationship. I'm speaking from experience and not just rabbit grabbing out of my ass.

There's nothing wrong with being inferior. It doesn't make you any less human.

Sansa Stark 11-21-2011 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122505)
Women always do what I say and not the other way around. Women want the man to be the superior in the relationship. I'm speaking from experience and not just rabbit grabbing out of my ass.

There's nothing wrong with being inferior. It doesn't make you any less human.


Womp womp womp, do they speak for all women? No. Fortunately, I'll give you some insight: people have dominant and submissive personalities. One a piece, really, regardless of gender. I'm the dominant one in my relationship, and we're both happy that way. Does this mean one of us is inferior to the other? Nope.

Also, what I find funny, is the people who like to wave the "I'm superior" flag around for everyone to see, are often people who have no business doing so.

eraser.time206 11-21-2011 03:20 PM

Everyone has their own opinions. Don't get so offended by them. This is a "who gives a ****" thread in the first place.

This conversation is obviously not going anywhere. It ends.

Sansa Stark 11-21-2011 03:22 PM

Am I offended? Not really, I think it's hilarious and sad.


Also, you concede, therefore I am superior.


YESSSSSSSSSSSS

14232949 11-21-2011 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami (Post 1122061)
I am ginger.

lulz

Paedantic Basterd 11-21-2011 06:02 PM

Had to double check to make sure Eraser wasn't Dirty.

Zer0 11-21-2011 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122501)
Who are the leaders? Who are the caretakers? Who revolutionizes music? Who are the best musicians, singers? Who invented the iPod?

Who makes your dinner and who tucks you into bed at night?

Howard the Duck 11-21-2011 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami (Post 1122444)
I had sex when I was 14. I believe in Cambodia that's the age of consent. I can't be bothered checking that up though.

it's 10 in Hungary, I believe

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122491)
I'm of the opinion that women are inferior to men. Because of this a woman can have sex as much as she pleases but don't expect a ring on your finger.

I might enjoy the occasional whore to bed but the relationship won't go any further than that.

'ere we go again

ThePhanastasio 11-21-2011 11:16 PM

Was IQ tested several years ago. WAIS-III, I believe. It may have been IV, but I think I remember it being III. Scored 167, which I was told was the second highest the doctor had ever seen. Never bothered with it. Got some pamphlets about Mensa and Prometheus, but was too busy drinking and partying to give a ****.

I was bored just now, and noticed that my IQ is allegedly exactly the same as Bobby Fischer. I'm much less accomplished, but hopefully much less of a douche.

I'm living proof that IQ tests don't count for much. I live in Appalachia, and work on occasional theatre money and a peppering of minimum wage jobs.

The moral of the story is **** IQ tests. They have no bearing on real world success.

Howard the Duck 11-21-2011 11:40 PM

^^but you coulda been a contender

Salami 11-22-2011 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by eraser.time206 (Post 1122491)
I'm of the opinion that women are inferior to men. Because of this a woman can have sex as much as she pleases but don't expect a ring on your finger.

I might enjoy the occasional whore to bed but the relationship won't go any further than that.

Don't you realise that being a male or a female depends on whether your chromosomes are XX or XY. You have exactly 50-50 chance of becoming either. You can't say that women are inferior because you had no control over whether you were born one or not. You could just have easily been a woman.

lucifer_sam 11-22-2011 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1122695)
Was IQ tested several years ago. WAIS-III, I believe. It may have been IV, but I think I remember it being III. Scored 167, which I was told was the second highest the doctor had ever seen. Never bothered with it. Got some pamphlets about Mensa and Prometheus, but was too busy drinking and partying to give a ****.

I was bored just now, and noticed that my IQ is allegedly exactly the same as Bobby Fischer. I'm much less accomplished, but hopefully much less of a douche.

I'm living proof that IQ tests don't count for much. I live in Appalachia, and work on occasional theatre money and a peppering of minimum wage jobs.

The moral of the story is **** IQ tests. They have no bearing on real world success.

I still don't know my IQ. My parents never told me, I was in a gifted program from a young age (I think the min. IQ there might have been 126?) but I never really cared to find out.

To me IQ is nothing more than "this is how big your ego should be"...it offers absolutely no bearing on what you do in later life. Some of the fucktards I spent those years with in the gifted program are living proof of this.

In other words, I heartily agree. :)

eraser.time206 11-22-2011 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1122695)
The moral of the story is **** IQ tests. They have no bearing on real world success.

..I'm sure the moral of the story is to make the most of what you got.


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