^^the aliens in Peter Jackson's Bad Taste movie loves drinking each other's puke

^^ Another indication of the true nature of PJ's soul. Deep down, he just has some odd fetishes.

It is really hard to detect facetiousness on the internet. It gets interpreted as sarcasm so often that people just assume you're a stuck-up asshole.

Haha but i really dont give a ****

I am not a stuck up *******. Otherwise, why'd I be talking to some creepy guy on the internet about puke? I value his opinions and like talking to all kinds of people politely and reasonable.

"Cyberpuke!!!"

HAHA! Now those be some mad skills right there.

Teach me, O Wise One.

I think you're probably a really nice person. I like to think that everyone I come across is a better human being than me.

(But you're a mod, so I really don't want to say anything dumb here.)

No, I got ousted once my dominion realized that for 42 days I had been making people eat shit right and left. I ended up eating a little of the shit myself. That's when my memory goes. I really wish I could remember what happened in the end.

Maybe that would make the problem worse? I'd take a break from your current diet if you're still eating it, and I'd try making a fresh start. (Never eat salami though; if you do I will get very, very cross indeed.)

AFX = Aphex Twin

I don't care if it's slightly different, it's still Richard and I need my fix.

hey, i love eating salami

one of my fave foods, along with pepperoni

I have not, and will not ever understand why people make their beds.

I'll turn my sheets occasionally when the vomit and jissom stains start bothering me, but doing it every day?

That's just absurd.

I don't know why exactly but MB was too abrasive on your psyche. :laughing:
I assumed you dismissed yourself.

I need to shave my legs...

me too

He did. Kind of out of the blue if I remember correctly.

Yep. For the record, I liked Sam back then and still do - I even stole his old avatar from MB.

http://www.musicbanter.com/attachmen...1&d=1321329145

Me too. I was even sad in that thread you linked to.

I was doing too many drugs at the time but not enough to keep them going in my system. It was like a perpetual blue-balling of the n-th degree, only it smacked the center of my brain that would have normally been occupied by the "getting laid" neurotransmitters.

It's okay, I'm still asexual, but now my pushers keep me satiated at all times instead of the slow jerk I kept getting.

I want it back. :(

Are you actually Satan? You seem appear exactly how I'd imagine him.

This girl on my facebook friends...

Telling me that pms mimics bipolar disorder...
I tell her she's wrong, she tells me that I'm wrong and says her source is a professor at our school and then posts a link about how bipolar disorder works
I'm pretty ****ing offended

How condesending is that? She must be really insufferable.

You shouldn't be.

A girl I am very close friends with was diagnosed as a manic depressive as a teenager and it wreaked havoc on her.

She's my age now and she's said didn't adjust properly to the hormonal imbalance when she first started getting her period, and that's what caused her to act out impulsively. As far as I know she's not on any prescription drugs besides birth control, and she might be one of the most stable people I know.

No, I'm offended because she's condescending to me like I don't know anything about my own mental illness. However, she's arguing that PMS is just like bipolar omg, as if I know **** all about it. Mind you, I'm studying Psych, and she's studying Fine Arts. She heard this from an instructor without even trying to find a source other than her.

Facts from books and studies are often considered more valueable than personal experience. I disagree.
I'd be offended too if I were in your shoes.

There's always people trying to explain to me how I should cope with my autism.
I HAVE been for the last 27 years, thank you! Like to have a try?

Well that's a different story altogether. Bitches be bitches.

She sounds like your average 16 year old girl. I would be offended too. I was diagnosed (it's up for debate, but I was told recently that I most likely have anxiety depression.) with it when I was a kid, and to have someone act like they know exactly what they're talking and condescend to me like I have no idea what bipolar is would make me very, very angry.

As a kid, I sleepwalked a lot. I still have periodic bouts of doing so as an adult, one of these being recently.

I had a spell of sleepwalking and grabbing the bible and putting it in bed with me a few weeks ago, now I've just started doing weirder and weirder things.

The other night, I stacked canned goods on my counter in a pyramid in my sleep. The night before last, I apparently grabbed the laundry hamper out of my bathroom, carried it to the complete opposite side of my house to the living room, and sat it in a recliner.

Hopefully I don't continue sleepwalking these next few days - tomorrow and Saturday, I'm staying in a hotel in Cincinnati for my sister's wedding, and think walking around all willy nilly in my sleep would be a bad thing - As a child, I was especially known for wandering outside and falling asleep on swing sets and other assorted bizarre places.

Sounds like something David Lynch would come up with.

Woah. That's not good! I haven't taken it in awhile since I can't afford it. Oh well. I actually found out that I can go to a psychiatrist, because it's covered by my family's insurance. All I need to give is a $10 co-pay! I'd rather actually consult someone about my issues and get their advice than continue to try supplements and hope they help.

My left pinky is cut off from the tip. I have fungus. I've never slept with a black girl. I don't like Mexicans. I eat 800 calories a day because I just don't give a ****. I have a major big-dog-phobia. I don't like fat girls. I hate sugar. I think Prince would look cool with boobs. I once caught my sister ****ing her boyfriend. My aunt ****ed every married man in town.

Pheeeeeewwww....glad to get that off my chest!

I hope you get force fed 3000 calories of sugary food daily by Mexicans who are ****ing your aunt, while you're surrounded by large dogs.

This is like SpamTopic.

rather

God that was hilarious! Prince with boobs? Hell yeah!

my brother hasn't washed in four days.

In Hamilton, I doubt anyone's washed since I was last up there.

he was also locked outside for two hours earlier, because the dumbass forgot his key.

Mexican people dont like to eat sugar, especially when its laced with lice and tiger dna :D