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joyboyo53 08-03-2007 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by matious (Post 385828)
^jeezez christ you don't need murder junkie to tell you that your right!

6 weeks at a farm without internet access was the hardest period of my life :<

good, i was beginning to worry that i was the only one who couldn't do it without p*rn

MURDER JUNKIE 08-03-2007 07:25 AM

What good is God's forgiveness if you don't give him anything to forgive??

Inuzuka Skysword 08-03-2007 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by i get high sometimes (Post 385900)
I hope you don't eat shellfish either, and I certainly hope that you take it upon yourself to immolate your mother and father if you discover that they have sex while your mother is on her period.

That post was full of fail...

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What good is God's forgiveness if you don't give him anything to forgive??
Trust me, there is a lot for him to forgive.

joyboyo53 08-03-2007 08:37 AM

so whats wrong with adding one more thing, one very important thing? its not like there is a specific number your trying to meet here...

Inuzuka Skysword 08-03-2007 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jgd85 (Post 385925)
so whats wrong with adding one more thing, one very important thing? its not like there is a specific number your trying to meet here...

Look, if you were a Christian you would know how I feel. I am not going to go to hell if I masturbate, but I like to do what he says. I can't pay back what he has given me, but I feel the need to want to follow him. That is just me though.

joyboyo53 08-03-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword (Post 385929)
Look, if you were a Christian you would know how I feel. I am not going to go to hell if I masturbate, but I like to do what he says. I can't pay back what he has given me, but I feel the need to want to follow him. That is just me though.

i was a Christian, and i still hold many of their beliefs to be somewhat valid. however, the idea of one 'true' religion is comical. i am all for a personal relationship with the creator. just because some priest said children shouldn't masturbate (hoping they would release their sexual tension to him) doesnt mean you should follow his beliefs.

Inuzuka Skysword 08-03-2007 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jgd85 (Post 385931)
i was a Christian, and i still hold many of their beliefs to be somewhat valid. however, the idea of one 'true' religion is comical. i am all for a personal relationship with the creator. just because some priest said children shouldn't masturbate (hoping they would release their sexual tension to him) doesnt mean you should follow his beliefs.

What if I don't release my sexual tension until I am married? I don't see a problem with that. And it has nothing to do with a priest telling me what to do. It has to do with being sexually immoral, which I try not to be.

joyboyo53 08-03-2007 10:05 AM

come find me when your married and tell me you waited... youll be 1/100, so good luck sir!

make it that long without masturbating and you will be 1/10000

Inuzuka Skysword 08-03-2007 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jgd85 (Post 385933)
come find me when your married and tell me you waited... youll be 1/100, so good luck sir!

make it that long without masturbating and you will be 1/10000

I never said I haven't masturbated. All I am saying is that I try not to do it.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 08-03-2007 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword (Post 385929)
Look, if you were a Christian you would know how I feel. I am not going to go to hell if I masturbate, but I like to do what he says. I can't pay back what he has given me, but I feel the need to want to follow him. That is just me though.

Haven't you read The Divine Comedy? If you commit a sin, in this case "Lust," and you want penance, you will go to purgatory and be purged. For people who commit sins of lust, you will be purged by fire.

Of course, Hell wouldn't be too bad, you get to have fun flying around in a storm forever.


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