Well I am 15 and I don't really like the idea of fake satisfaction that you would have from having sex with yourself so yeah. Plus I am a Christian and I like to obey what I am told.

You will my boy, you will.

Now God says WANK!

the idea of not masturbating is ridiculous. just ask murder junkie...

^jeezez christ you don't need murder junkie to tell you that your right!

6 weeks at a farm without internet access was the hardest period of my life :<

Beastiality?

no, damn, i totally forgot that was an option >.<

Yeah, five days in a house in the south with pictures of Jesus lining the rooms was bad enough.

I'm not sure I've went a MINUTE without thinking of masturbating, if it feels good do it. Words to live by

I hope you don't eat shellfish either, and I certainly hope that you take it upon yourself to immolate your mother and father if you discover that they have sex while your mother is on her period.

dude, fight the man! Don't be a square!

good, i was beginning to worry that i was the only one who couldn't do it without p*rn

What good is God's forgiveness if you don't give him anything to forgive??

That post was full of fail...

Trust me, there is a lot for him to forgive.

so whats wrong with adding one more thing, one very important thing? its not like there is a specific number your trying to meet here...

Look, if you were a Christian you would know how I feel. I am not going to go to hell if I masturbate, but I like to do what he says. I can't pay back what he has given me, but I feel the need to want to follow him. That is just me though.

i was a Christian, and i still hold many of their beliefs to be somewhat valid. however, the idea of one 'true' religion is comical. i am all for a personal relationship with the creator. just because some priest said children shouldn't masturbate (hoping they would release their sexual tension to him) doesnt mean you should follow his beliefs.

What if I don't release my sexual tension until I am married? I don't see a problem with that. And it has nothing to do with a priest telling me what to do. It has to do with being sexually immoral, which I try not to be.

come find me when your married and tell me you waited... youll be 1/100, so good luck sir!

make it that long without masturbating and you will be 1/10000

I never said I haven't masturbated. All I am saying is that I try not to do it.

Haven't you read The Divine Comedy? If you commit a sin, in this case "Lust," and you want penance, you will go to purgatory and be purged. For people who commit sins of lust, you will be purged by fire.

Of course, Hell wouldn't be too bad, you get to have fun flying around in a storm forever.

I don't believe Purgatory is real. I mean where exactly does it explain Purgatory in the Bible? Second of all it is by the grace of God that we are saved, not by how much work we have to do after we die.

And Hell would be terrible. The Bible describes Hell as total isolation from everything. Then you will just keep falling down for the rest of eternity, which at first you will be crying because you didn't choose God, but then the next thousand years you will be gnashing your teeth in anger at yourself. And all of this happens in one endless cycle.

I like my story better. It has fat people that ****, eat their own ****, then **** it back out, and eat it again. <_<

I don't see how that is likable at all.

Didn't you read it? It has fire, and, uh, fecal matter, and stuff!

I don't think talking about fecal matter is enjoyable at all.

Of course it is. I used to paint with it..... then again, I was only two and was curious about the world.

I,m an atheist, so I'm not going to heaven or Hell. I'm just going to die-simple as that. No more explanation is needed really.

I,m thinking MSN, i'm wishing to be 15 years younger!

cmon just dying is such a boring ending, believe in dreaming or reliving your life over and over or being reincarnated or something.

Full of fail? You know you are commissioned by the Bible to not do and do those things (respectively). Or are you one of those Christians who doesn't actually care what the Bible says?

We are told to "do and not do" things, yes. But man has never been perfect. People sin. This is why Jesus was cruxcified. His death paid for the sins of man so that the slightest err in our ways will not comdemn us to hell. Which means the Bible does not need to be followed word for word and deed for deed. Besides, you do not get to Heaven by good works alone, faith is the key factor. So Inuzuka........Jesus died so you could masturbate.

religious jargon, especially when it is sincere, is hilarious.

Next time you have a thought just let it go.

I don't know, my thoughts don't verge on the point of deluded fantasy.
Not insulting anyone personally here, more the entire institution of religion.

Wrong, Jesus died so christians could be saved and live a lifestyle according to the bible, not so they could have a net to catch them when they sin fully aware they're doing it.

Being in free-fall for eternity sounds like pretty good fun. You could bust all kinds of sky-diving moves and never have to worry about opening the parachute.

I hear that when you masturbate, the proportional punishment in hell is a broken-glass handjob.



just sayin'

you are right, he did die for everyones sins so that we could be saved. he does want each and everyone of us to live a life according to the bible (many translations ago). however the christian belief is also held that it does work like a net to catch them, even if they fall from the grace of god; as long as they have repented for their sins and accept jesus as their lord and savior.

:rofl: o boy, i really hope i don't go to hell :rofl:

organized religion is a scam, but it doesn't mean that jesus was wrong. regardless of how you look at it, this single man did some really amazing, things that were impossible. they are recorded by both his followers and his enemies, which gives them a sort of validity. he changed the life of millions upon millions of people. don't you get the idea that maybe he had quite an amazing understand of the universe... far better than you or i. when you were 7 years old you were trying not to piss your bed, he was teaching grown men who had studied the bible things their whole lives about god. think about it.

btw, arent we a little :offtopic: ... maybe someone should start a "masturbation and religion" thread.

Jesus was the David Blaine of his era, and he has managed to fool everyone.

No I will have lived my life, to the best I possibly could. I will have tried to be the best father I could, and the best partner. I will **** up along the way, but I have no allusions for an afterlife. Let someone else have a go.