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DearJenny 08-07-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 386686)
Wrong, Jesus died so christians could be saved and live a lifestyle according to the bible, not so they could have a net to catch them when they sin fully aware they're doing it.

The belief before Jesus died was that the bible was law. But nobody could follow it to the dot. Besides, I always remove my cross before I "sin" and I pray for repentence every night for my teenage hormones.

i get high sometimes 08-07-2007 02:09 PM

The fact that you have to ask for forgiveness for not immolating your father and mother after sex on her period is a severe moral flaw on the part of your religion.
Maybe you're a good person for not following the ridiculous laws of the Bible, but the Bible certainly isn't a good book for putting forth the laws in the first place.

Sparky 08-07-2007 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by synapse (Post 386756)
Jesus was the David Blaine of his era, and he has managed to fool everyone.

the whole walking on water business is way better then any of David Blaine's material.

joyboyo53 08-07-2007 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain (Post 386784)
The belief before Jesus died was that the bible was law. But nobody could follow it to the dot. Besides, I always remove my cross before I "sin" and I pray for repentence every night for my teenage hormones.

your catholic right? just a ...WILD guess

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Originally Posted by matious
the whole walking on water business is way better then any of David Blaine's material.

seriously, on top of that he gave someone else the ability to do it.

but honestly, resurrection ftw! (both giving and receiving.... and who said jesus didn't have a humorous side :laughing: )

DearJenny 08-07-2007 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jgd85 (Post 386825)
your catholic right? just a ...WILD guess



seriously, on top of that he gave someone else the ability to do it.

but honestly, resurrection ftw! (both giving and receiving.... and who said jesus didn't have a humorous side :laughing: )

Worse. "Reborn" baptist.
lol.

Laces Out Dan! 08-07-2007 05:46 PM

YouTube - Family Guy - Jesus' miracles

DearJenny 08-07-2007 10:48 PM

And by the way, if I talk about religion, most of the time I'm joking around. I'm far from being a bible basher.

Son of JayJamJah 08-11-2007 10:04 PM

My Favorite Topic besides Music is religion...

One statement: There is no God.

One question: Does anyone really believe there is?

One Answer: No, of course not.

One conclusion: Religion is rubbish to those who think it through, but helpful in guiding a large percentage of those who don't through life effectively.

dirt mcgirt 08-12-2007 05:27 AM

ayo, you ever go from tha club back to sum bitches pad an therez a littl yappy dog dat try jumpin on tha bed an lickin yo face whne you tryin to **** son?

i got dog hair all ova my fly threadz son.

i get high sometimes 08-12-2007 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JayJamJah (Post 387736)
My Favorite Topic besides Music is religion...

One statement: There is no God.

One question: Does anyone really believe there is?

One Answer: No, of course not.

One conclusion: Religion is rubbish to those who think it through, but helpful in guiding a large percentage of those who don't through life effectively.

We agree on something.


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