The new and improved.. religous ****hole thread (Religious, quote, Inci)

tkpb938 · 01-29-2008, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I'm guessing 'anton laveys princibals' forbid the use of dictionarys .

Lol. Where I'm from it's dictionaries...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-29-2008, 03:32 PM

I was being ironic

anticipation · 01-29-2008, 04:01 PM

"what are my supposed to say when an atheist sneezes?

'Uh, when you die nothing happens'"

dane cook has the answers to everything?

Halfa · 01-29-2008, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

"what are my supposed to say when an atheist sneezes?

'Uh, when you die nothing happens'"

dane cook has the answers to everything?

dane cook is awesome

Lizzie · 01-29-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

Naw, but Bill Hicks does.

"What do atheists scream when they come? Oh, chemical chance! Chemical chance! Oh, fate! Fate and destiny! Fate and destiny! BIG BANG!"

That is a LOT better than anything that comes out of Dane Cooks mouth

Lizzie · 01-29-2008, 08:56 PM

Dane Cook is the most annoying bastard I've heard in a long time. God, I wish he would just shut up

Although this seems to be immensly off-topic

Halfa · 01-29-2008, 09:16 PM

aahhahahahaa i dont think so.

quite honestly i dont like arguing about religion....why the hell did i even look at this thread in the first place?

~~Gates_of_Iscariot~~ · 01-15-2008, 04:31 PM

Anyways, ive never understood evangelical people, It seems that by forcing their religion, people are less apt to adopt it. Secondly, if there was a God I think he would be a little more forgiving, than all those texts say, because he supposedly created everyhing, so therefore he cretaed the desire for people to go against him. Thus he also must have created atheism if this is true.

If there is a god id think that it would be much more simple than that. More or less, he would have created, but moved on.

right-track · 01-15-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gates_of_Iscariot

If there is a god id think that it would be much more simple than that. More or less, he would have created, but moved on.

And on the 8th day...God buggered off!?

cardboard adolescent · 01-16-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

And on the 8th day...God buggered off!?

Put the double barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger.

Btw Mikey, have you seen Winter Light?

01-29-2008, 03:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
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anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,561	"what are my supposed to say when an atheist sneezes? 'Uh, when you die nothing happens'" dane cook has the answers to everything?

01-15-2008, 04:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
~~Gates_of_Iscariot~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: new hampshire Posts: 191	Anyways, ive never understood evangelical people, It seems that by forcing their religion, people are less apt to adopt it. Secondly, if there was a God I think he would be a little more forgiving, than all those texts say, because he supposedly created everyhing, so therefore he cretaed the desire for people to go against him. Thus he also must have created atheism if this is true. If there is a god id think that it would be much more simple than that. More or less, he would have created, but moved on.