Marie Monday

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

in the Void
2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?
tea, or whiskey if we're talking alcoholic
3. What's your eyesight like?

-4.15
4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?
I'm pretty sure I'm trusting by nature. I don't assume ill intent by default and I'm generally surprised when other people do. I think part of that is just my quasi-autistic tendency to take behaviour and statements at face value though.
5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?
Jodie Foster if she was my age
6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?
why would I want to be in a battle

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
I am a disney princess?
2. When will there be a harvest for the world?
when someone conjures up an alternative universe where Buffy doesn't stop Luke from bringing about the Master's evil plans
3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?
no my saviour complex only applies to the people outside of my head
4. Why can't I get no Tang?
because I have a monopoly on all the Tangs
5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?
wtf that's supposed to be my job, re: saviour complex
6. What do you want from me?
to be your Joey Ramone

__________________

Exo

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

Living a previous life.

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Canada Dry Mandarin Orange Seltzer

3. What's your eyesight like?

Garbage. I wear glasses all day.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

Depends what they're selling.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Elizabeth Olsen is super hot.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

Battle of Stalingrad was probably the coolest display of firepower the world has ever seen.


6. What do you want from me?

__________________
LastFM

SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

BassoonPlatoon

For you to not give up. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

__________________
Snowy owls bark like dogs.

Trollheart

Can you use a different colour for your text please?

__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

Raime

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

Not alive

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Delirium Tremens

3. What's your eyesight like?

Without glasses? Maybe legally blind.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

I mean, yeah I do trust people, but if you sense a red flag then of course you tend to be more wary

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Grimes, just so I could out weird her.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

Battle of Karánsebes

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because birds don't give a **** unless I'm a statue, or unless I have bread.

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

Sure

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?

lol random 00's penguins

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

lol random funny haha

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

no

6. What do you want from me?

no

(But, you'll shoot your eye out!)

haha christmas.

__________________
Choice Club Music Journal

Awful trash that I listen to

Awful trash that I own

Trollheart

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

I have an alibi! I was four months old!

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Can't beat a strong cup of tea.

3. What's your eyesight like?


I think I'm longsighted rather than shortsighted, but without my glasses I can't see ****. Mind you, I often have to remove them in order to read.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

I try to trust people. I usually regret it.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Waits. The conversation would never flag. Couldn't keep up with his drinking though.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

D-Day Normandy landings. Yeah I know it wasn't one battle. Allright then, Battle of Britain.

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because I'm so skinny and carrying bags of bird seed they probably think I'm a mobile bird feeder.

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

When the crop is ripe enough.

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?

The lepers in my head are all atheists, so no.

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

I think Reagan stole it all (what the **** is Tang anyway?)

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

Wear a ****ing mask and vaccinate!

6. What do you want from me?

Your money or your life.
Sorry, did I say your money or your life? Slip of the tongue, my apologies: I'm always doing that.
Your money AND your life!
BANG!

__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

rubber soul

__________________

Trollheart

Ah, so it's you who have cornered the supply, eh?

__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

rubber soul

Actually, Tang was an orange flavored juice drink mix invented in the 1960's. It was very popular a decade later during the heyday of the space program and was even endorsed by NASA. I used to drink it. It wasn't bad, kind of like a strong Kool-Aid taste. (Of course I mixed a lot of Tang in my water.)

__________________

The Batlord

__________________