1. What did your parents say?
"These mop strings came from a mop that was bought at Lowe's. You damned well better eat them."

2. Why did you do it?
Their cooking sucked worse.

3. What the hell is that?
Never ask that. It yields TMI.

4. When will it all end?
Anytime other than 2012.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A wall, strangely enough.

6.
http://www.new-testament.co.uk/gal/M...istonabike.jpg...
J-E-S-U-S says:
Carpentry: Not so stylish.
Bicycle gangs: fuuucckk yeeeeaaaa!

new one?? Im bored


...wait is it saturday where you fools are?

It will be in about half an hour.

Easter 6 Pack Special;
 

1. What are you doing this Easter?
2. Favourite Easter egg?
3. Was Judas justified?
4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.

e.g; Jesus on a cross Cheeto;
http://liveintheebay.info/5182_1.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
at the moment it looks like there's gonna be extra Lent. Yaaay! Proper Polish easter is lots of cold cuts and potato salad though

2. Favourite Easter egg?
the ones that I never used to get, the unfeasibly large Swiss ones etc

3. Was Judas justified?
Nah. Dickhead ting. I think it's ironic that people don't worship Judas actually, he's the most depressingly human

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
snatching easter eggs from children, drop kicking them over a hedge and shoving a hard-boiled egg in their hands and shouting PAINT IT AND BE GRATEFUL

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
Of course, he is a heathen Pagan symbol of fertility and he must be purged from the face of God's earth

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-conten...007/11/fsm.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Watching Faster Pussycat Kill Kill with my crew

2. Favourite Easter egg?
anything with more than 70% cocoa

3. Was Judas justified?
Sure, Jesus was just a show boater, and look at all the persecution they suffered until it was officiated.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
We usually do something, but not really

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
A giant anthropomorphic rabbit who breaks into your property and leaves chocolate for your children to find? Smells like pedophile.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl...ake0/img/3.jpg

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Going back home, probably watching TV all day.
2. Favourite Easter egg?
There can be only one:
http://minosimports.com/Merchant2/gr...r-maxi-egg.jpg
3. Was Judas justified?
He had no choice, it was written.
4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Painting eggs and going to church I suppose but I've stopped participating a while back.
5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
What's an Easter bunny?
6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a.../jesus-dog.jpg

I knew it!!!

Jesus appearing on a dogs arse...is this for real, or photoshopped?

1. What are you doing this Easter?
Making a potato salad and home-made peeps for a pot luck w/ my landlord

2. Favourite Easter egg?
Cadbury creme egg, but good old fashioned hard boiled is good too.

3. Was Judas justified?
Most theologians will say that the only thing Judas did that was unjustified was committing suicide

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?
Dinner?

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?
I don't know, but I have a snare and a loaded stock pot waiting for him

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/imag...on_a_Pogo.ashx

1. What are you doing this Easter?

Putting up fake recall ads for Cadbury Creme eggs with the address as my house so I don't have to go out and buy them, a little strapped for cash this year.

2. Favourite Easter egg?

Cadbury Creme Egg

3. Was Judas justified?

My theory is that Jesus and Judas were lovers and Jesus wanted to go public with their love but Judas wasn't prepared for that. Still that's no reason to sell out your lover, so no he wasn't.

4. Do you have any family Easter traditions?

Nope.

5. Is the Easter bunny an agent of the devil and if so why?

Probably, he's warm and cute so you wouldn't automatically assume he is.

6. Post your Jesus lookalike curiosities.
http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Fe...us_miracle.jpg