I would have kicked the kid to stop him tbh. I ain't putting my hands anywhere near that spinning death.

It's a metaphor for your life... and this thread.

Is your girlfriend withholding sex atm? Cause you seem to have a lot of frustration to take out on me recently. We've kind of had an unspoken truce for months but all of a sudden...

lol

Just tryna lighten it up a bit.

You should probably cut down on the deer sausage. All you can eat under a buck isn't always a good thing.

OK fine. If we're legit kinda sorta maybe cool then disregard. But I'm understandably side-eyed at you.

Uh, ok.

I wanted to end you the minute you called a new 16 year old female member a slut a few years back, but since then I've chalked it up to you just being an ignorant adolescent that lives way too many miles away from me to give a shit about. Plus, you're easy to make fun of and mildly amusing at times, so we keep you around.

Well notice that I don't do that anymore. I'm sure I said some ignorant **** in my early days and do feel like a dumb **** about a lot of it, but I have in fact evolved to an extent since. Honestly MB's liberal atmosphere has changed me in a lot of ways.

But seriously you're a touchy princess who takes internet vendettas way too seriously. I might get in dumb ****storms but I'd never swing my mod dick around the way you do.

Where's my ****ing tiara?

Two thumbs up`